Other people: "It's impossible to condense a summary of the entire Team Fortress 2 experience into one nine-second video!"
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/107267/aa210066-5034-42ee-8cff-615549d74ed7/perfect tf2 video.webm
I had a similar dream this week after seeing a Dennys for the first time in my life.
In my dream I saw one of those replacable letter signs under the Dennys logo say "you're eating here". Confused yet intrigued I went inside only to find a restaurant filled with me eating in all kinds of different bodies and outfits and even the staff was me. Then all versions of me stared at me and one said "Malkovich".
I woke up terrified and sweating and am never going to watch Being John Malkovich again.