• Stupid people you've seen in pubs!
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I told my team I'm going Tinker mid, Missle Laser ganker style. 7 successful ganks and forcing 2 enemies to the fountain in 10 minutes, I realise "boy, that Shadow Fiend sure is farming up a storm in mid." So I ask the Pudge who is solo top (dire) to come give me a hand with this Shadow Fiend. Pudge and Axe start rambling on about how I lost mid and how I fed SF (SF is 0/0/0). Pudge refuses to leave top, Axe refuses to leave jungle. I ask the Bane to come gank Shadow Fiend (It's really not that fucking hard he has like 750 hp at level 10) and he says "Don't tell me what to do noob." Shadow Fiend carried the game. My team became all chat warriors about how I lose mid as a Tinker. I was called bad for asking a Pudge to gank. Let that sink in.
I was Rubick mid vs a Storm Spirit and doing pretty well, mostly winning on last hits/denies when my game craps out and freezes like it does sometimes. Oh well, no big deal, my team will pause right? Nope. Warlock paused, but Nature's Prophet decides this is a [I]great[/I] time to unpause, teleport to mid lane and start farming while doing absolutely nothing to shut down Storm. By the time I reconnect I'm still level 3 and storm is 7. Of course nature's prophet fucks off, I lose mid and SS snowballs out of control and ends up totally crushing us. Unpausing Loses Games, please don't do it. I don't give a shit how impatient you are, you decided to dedicate 30-60 minutes of your day to playing Dota so a two minute pause isn't going to eat into your precious video gaming time.
[QUOTE=dual elites;37214648]I was Rubick mid vs a Storm Spirit and doing pretty well, mostly winning on last hits/denies when my game craps out and freezes like it does sometimes. Oh well, no big deal, my team will pause right? Nope. Warlock paused, but Nature's Prophet decides this is a [I]great[/I] time to unpause, teleport to mid lane and start farming while doing absolutely nothing to shut down Storm. By the time I reconnect I'm still level 3 and storm is 7. Of course nature's prophet fucks off, I lose mid and SS snowballs out of control and ends up totally crushing us. Unpausing Loses Games, please don't do it. I don't give a shit how impatient you are, you decided to dedicate 30-60 minutes of your day to playing Dota so a two minute pause isn't going to eat into your precious video gaming time.[/QUOTE] Don't expect people to pause, ever. I usually pause, but 90% of people wont do the initial pause, and 100% of people will unpause after 5 min. Vengeful Spirit that thought he was carry. He bought Desolator, Daedalus, power threads, no support items ever.
to be fair the default recommended items for venge and venomancer are for carries rather than support so maybe he wasn't very familiar with the hero?
[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37214587]I told my team I'm going Tinker mid, Missle Laser ganker style. 7 successful ganks and forcing 2 enemies to the fountain in 10 minutes, I realise "boy, that Shadow Fiend sure is farming up a storm in mid." So I ask the Pudge who is solo top (dire) to come give me a hand with this Shadow Fiend. Pudge and Axe start rambling on about how I lost mid and how I fed SF (SF is 0/0/0). Pudge refuses to leave top, Axe refuses to leave jungle. I ask the Bane to come gank Shadow Fiend (It's really not that fucking hard he has like 750 hp at level 10) and he says "Don't tell me what to do noob." Shadow Fiend carried the game. My team became all chat warriors about how I lose mid as a Tinker. I was called bad for asking a Pudge to gank. Let that sink in.[/QUOTE] just keep it in mind that pub players seem to think mid is impossible to gank
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;37214779]just keep it in mind that pub players seem to think mid is impossible to gank[/QUOTE] Shadow fiend is the easiest mid ever to gank, right up there with Sniper.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37215741]Shadow fiend is the easiest mid ever to gank, right up there with Sniper.[/QUOTE] How is that so?
[QUOTE=ChocoCoach;37218753]How is that so?[/QUOTE] He's so squishy you can kill him with a fork and he has no escape mechanism.
My team told me to pick a "tank" and suggested me lifestealer, thats ok, except that everyone else picked a god damn carry (riki, QoP, PA and broodmother) I told them that we needed supports and went Keeper, then brood repicks vengeful Also riki and QoP were pants on head retarded, QoP had 36 pages of games and 185 wins, and feed nonstop, and riki keep jumping 1 vs 4
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37219151]My team told me to pick a "tank" and suggested me lifestealer, thats ok, except that everyone else picked a god damn carry (riki, QoP, PA and broodmother) I told them that we needed supports and went Keeper, then brood repicks vengeful Also riki and QoP were pants on head retarded, QoP had 36 pages of games and 185 wins, and feed nonstop, and riki keep jumping 1 vs 4[/QUOTE] Where does the role 'tank' even come from? Is the enemy gonna just focus you down cause you have over 2k hp? I've had teams whine cause we had 3 intelligence heroes. As if that means anything...
[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37219220]Where does the role 'tank' even come from? Is the enemy gonna just focus you down cause you have over 2k hp? I've had teams whine cause we had 3 intelligence heroes. As if that means anything...[/QUOTE] 3 intel heroes = Easily gankable, squishy, little casters. The str heroes serve as meatshields.
Had an Ursa (Russian) build a dominator-helm.. Every time he tried to do Roshan he would just get shat on, and only in the last 10 minutes did he dominate a centaur with half-hp. It'd be interesting to see Lycan/Ursa without any form of life-steal all the time..
[QUOTE=Rarara;37219421]3 intel heroes = Easily gankable, squishy, little casters. The str heroes serve as meatshields.[/QUOTE] In my case we had Queen of pain (who can blink away as soon as you see danger), Phantom assassin (blur) and broodmother (invis) , so yeah, instead of using a meatshield you can escape if things get ugly
I'm watching a game right now where one team's Enchantress refuses to jungle, instead insisting that she duel lane with Doom Bringer. EDIT: Also all she is doing is auto attacking the creeps and stealing Doom Bringer's last hits.
[QUOTE=mmmono;37224606]I'm watching a game right now where one team's Enchantress refuses to jungle, instead insisting that she duel lane with Doom Bringer.[/QUOTE] Nothing wrong with that? especially if she gets her ulti at level 6 quickly because her ulti can terroize things.
[QUOTE=Jrock455;37224688]Nothing wrong with that? especially if she gets her ulti at level 6 quickly because her ulti can terroize things.[/QUOTE] Except both her and Doom Bringer are now under leveled. It would have been to everyone's benefit if she had just jungled. DB had even asked her to leave because he needs the solo farm and she just said "NO" and refused to leave. At 15 minutes she had 14 last hits.
[QUOTE=mmmono;37224826]Except both her and Doom Bringer are now under leveled. It would have been to everyone's benefit if she had just jungled. DB had even asked her to leave because he needs the solo farm and she just said "NO" and refused to leave. At 15 minutes she had 14 last hits.[/QUOTE] bad enchatnress then but enchantress is very very very good in lane. also i've laned with people before as doomburger and still got farm just fine
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I was faceless void I cast chronosphere to lock riki, warlock, and axe phantom assassin (she was on the other team) actually blinks to me while I'm still in the chronosphere my triple kill became an ultra kill
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;37225967]I was faceless void I cast chronosphere to lock riki, warlock, and axe phantom assassin (she was on the other team) actually blinks to me while I'm still in the chronosphere my triple kill became an ultra kill[/QUOTE] For some reason, that reminds me of idiotic vengeful spirits who swap people away from stuff like chrono or kinect field/disruptor's ult
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37222308]In my case we had Queen of pain (who can blink away as soon as you see danger), Phantom assassin (blur) and broodmother (invis) , so yeah, instead of using a meatshield you can escape if things get ugly[/QUOTE] Only one of those is an int hero you know..
We have a TA, Windrunner, and Disruptor lock, And then someone said we need a tank asked if I could go Dragon Knight, so I did. VS locks, builds [B]QUELLING BLADE[/B] and takes all my last hits in lane. When I asked her to stop she said, AND I QUOTE. "STFU VS is a carry" Later on in the game we are getting stomped hard because I couldn't get any farm in lane until I started spamming firebreath with soul ring. I hit level 7 VS: "Lol fire first? really" ME: "Yeah, I need it to get last hits versus your greedy ass." VS: "Lol carry davion retard." She then reported me and then went roaming because she couldn't get all the last hits any more.
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37226350]For some reason, that reminds me of idiotic vengeful spirits who swap people away from stuff like chrono or kinect field/disruptor's ult[/QUOTE] But that's not idiotic.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;37230946]But that's not idiotic.[/QUOTE] He probably meant that VS swaped enemies out of the allied FV, aiding the enemy team.
Weaver: "all you do is ks heroes with ulti" Lich (me): "uhm so?" Weaver: "you are support, I am carry, I need the kills" Lich: "well my ulti DOES kill, and I AM a nuker" Weaver: "doesn't matters, I am carry" Lich: "if I don't kill, neither do you, and just let them escape" What a stupid match. I support like the best stuff I have ever done probably and he still complains. Pudge commits suicide twice and feeds 12 kills, but still helps at least a little Weaver whines that I steal kills when he can't kill for shit and lets everyone get away Not to mention the russians that only speak russian. They got some kills, but not even laying a Lv.3 sceptered ulti on them would be enough for my russian teammates to kill...
Me and a friend were trying out some heroes in bot matches. we ran into a guy that literally had like only f2p games on his account. he chose ancient apparition. we were playing along and everyone was doing okay then we noticed that AA was going super negative. about 20 min into the game my friend clicked on his character and finds that he literally hasnt spent one exp point in any of his skills or stats. i said something and he spent all of them, none going to his ulti. he just stayed one lane and didnt push, just defend and get ganked. He also bought absolutely nothing in the store the whole game, he just bought buy backs to feed even more. in the end game he went 0/22/0. Just lately i have had the worse luck finding good teammates that know when to fall back before they die. Also had a fucking russian asshole that purposely threw an entire game by purposely feeding and throwing the courier at the enemy. also pinging at nothing to annoy everyone. thankfully the other team was nice about it and reported him.
also this: [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578964109012043195/CB25C4A970237C49EACE1A3F692C0EB864E9D112/[/IMG] went off and on all game with random pinging, with a riki and bounty hunter feeding chaos knight all game when he had a gem of true sight. Riki killed chaos knight once and took the gem. as soon as chaos knight spawned he got another :v:
My team just got trolled by a racist american pudge, he was even fed because we had 2 brazilians who went all by themselves cause they couldn't understand us. :/
spirit breaker was never around for teamfights, so we always lost them "ugh report my team noooobs -.-" [editline]14th August 2012[/editline] also he fed viper like crazy earlygame
I used black hole on creeps three times in one game because I was using a different keyboard. My friend who was playing VS swapped people out of my black hole 3 times. :suicide:
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