• MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?
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  • Banned for using Gravity Hull Designator: Reason: BEING A HACKER WHO CLIMBS ON WALLS LIKE TEH SPIESERMAN Yeah it seems the owner who installed it didn't know what it did...
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  • [QUOTE=Extreme0wnage;32676712]For joining a server... there message was, "WERE STILL TESTING NOOB."[/QUOTE] Some people who don't know SV_PASSWORD
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  • I was doing successful in a RP apocalypse server, and got kicked for "Being richr then the admyn." Does no one know how to spell anymore?
  • I was playing on this gm_flatgrass place. I didn't get banned. Noone did. The server admin just installed a .lua script in Win32 to break the gmod client. To anyone who decided to break the rules. And guess what. It sticks with you forever. Like a virus. If you think you're banned from your favourite server. Feel lucky that you're not at the hands of some faggot who injects scripts into your computer.
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  • [QUOTE=Nighthawk571;32695240]I was playing on this gm_flatgrass place. I didn't get banned. Noone did. The server admin just installed a .lua script in Win32 to break the gmod client. To anyone who decided to break the rules. And guess what. It sticks with you forever. Like a virus. If you think you're banned from your favourite server. Feel lucky that you're not at the hands of some faggot who injects scripts into your computer.[/QUOTE] Try playing along fine until you get infected with Chris' nimp virus. I never looked at gmod the same way again.
  • Avatar of Mastermind26
  • I got banned because the admin assumed I was a friend of a guy he banned earlier for prop blocking. W00T I have a friend!
  • Disconnect, kicked by console: sayin a wrd tht my mommy sed wuz bad I was like, WTF? This was on TTT And the word was hell... ... Admin: gyz i usd my cmd and it sed robin wuz traitor Me: Oh, What the Hell why did you RDM me? BANNED
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  • Ever been banned when an admin is trying to hide their guilt? Like I was just... This is the conversation prior to my banning... [QUOTE]Admin: WTF man? Ur usin an aimbot.[/QUOTE] Me: The one you made and put on your server, but decided not to share? [QUOTE]Admin: Its not me dats got it.[/QUOTE] Me: So how come its on the server then genius? Look I'll prove there's one. [B][highlight]*Kills admin with his own aimbot*[/highlight][/B] [QUOTE]Admin: Fkin idiot your fkin evil[/QUOTE] Me: I know it keeps me awake at night. [highlight][B]*BANNED*[/B][/highlight]
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  • Oh god the list... banned in 2008 for "ur cheating ur gun doesn't move when your tank does" because I had a turret master (stabilizes the gun so it doesn't wobble like fuck as you move). banned in 2009 for using applyforce. At all. banned in 2008 for telling a mod that their car's suspension was "a piece of shit" because it had just really light wheels, then called a cheater because I used elastics banned in 2008 for refusing to give dupes to a server owner. banned in 2010 for "alt of troll" 2 times, except, I wasn't the alt of that user. banned in 2011 because someone was making a giant lagmachine (think hundreds of flaming props and physics collisions) and I spawned an E2 to blind them with aholo so they'd ragequit banned in 2011 for spawning a poop mine (looks like a piece of shit, you walk over it and it sticks on your foot) and someone freaked the fuck out over it banned in 2010 twice for flying around a dongcopter banned in 2008 for using a wired-up panzerfaust I made. (omg ch33ter!) There's a few others, but I'm too lazy to think of 'em. [editline]10th October 2011[/editline] oh! a good one, "banned for: reason: troll vehicle cuvered in those errror blocks".
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  • I went on to a random PERP server with a couple of my friends and trolled a bit with exploits and what not (+1,000,000 PERP Cash for the lulz), but when it comes down to it I was permabanned because an admin was about to run me over and I shot him out of his car with my AK47 and killed him. I also put my AK47 on display when he was thinking of doing it and approaching me slowly. The reason for the ban was, "RDM/Trolling an admin." This server was promptly hacked (not because of my doing) and they then cried to me for help like I was a savior of administrating servers and I was like, "lolwut." They lost their FTP access, RCON, ASSMod/ULX access, and more. They couldn't even shut it down without consulting their host and that happened... about a day after? I actually don't know if it's shut down.
  • I literally JUST got banned there for: [QUOTE]Disconnect, Kicked by Console: poopee face[/QUOTE] I was like, Lulwut?
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  • [QUOTE=wauterboi;32722677]I actually don't know if it's shut down.[/QUOTE] Turns out they still are unable to. What the hell?
  • [QUOTE=wauterboi;32730305]Turns out they still are unable to. What the hell?[/QUOTE] Lol? If the Server Owner is still paying for it Ima go help myself to a server.
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  • I got banned for 3 years from a server becuase I was greifing( i wasnt) then the admin starts to abuse his powers and bans me for getting his admin revoked I came back (the owner let me back in) and GREIF THE PLACE TO HELL
  • [QUOTE]wank[/QUOTE] That's it. Banned permanently for wank. Not Wanking, Not Thretening to wank. just wank
  • Yesterday I was derping around, joining random Mingebag servers (they are named "Garrys Mod" , the default servername) I did not really do anything bad but I got permabanned on 2 servers. On one I just walked around , played a bit with dynamites (Because I've been annoyed a bit, didn't know it was the admin) and afterwards decided to do some ragdoll posing. And while I did, I suddenly got permabanned with the reason "grenader" .. I don't know if he was referring to a player named 'grenader' or to spam with grenades. I didnt even use grenades! And on the second server I just spawned, walked around, was a handsome boy, and got Perma banned. For no reason rofl.
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  • 1. On RP, being a Peacekeeper(Police) and some people were RDMing, I put /wanted on them and killed them, BAN, from RDM. There was no admin in who I killed, and I was like WTF... 2. Killing admin on DM, reason "RDM" again... I just guess, They're admin abusing people.
  • For building an elaborate wire device that can kill admins in god mode. Lets just say my device raped him so hard that his farts no longer make a sound, that'll learn him.
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  • Because an server got hacked by an guy called unnamed, i just put his name for joke and i got permaban :(
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  • It wasn't in GMod, it was in CS, but the reason of ban was killing 3 guys (2 with headshots) when flashed... in de_dust2 two-door corridor with AK. Not cheating, pure luck.
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  • I got banned, for joining. Simply cause a guy named Bizerco spread bullshit about me.
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  • [QUOTE=SebiWarrior;33523958]Duped an entity.[/QUOTE] Yes you were banned by me. ^^ For duplicating a item in the HL2RP and abusing your toolgun rights.
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  • [QUOTE=Chrik;33524170]Yes you were banned by me. ^^ For duplicating a item in the HL2RP and abusing your toolgun rights.[/QUOTE] Oh hello there ol' chap Chrik!
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  • An admin tried to ban me with a "ban weapon" so I killed him and took it. I then banned him from his own server.
  • I was once banned from a DarkRP server for Propblocking. The admin was RPing as a thief, and rather than finding the keypad and hacking it, he just banned me. I didn't break any rules, there was a keypad on both sides of the fading door, just the one on the outside was hidden behind a potted plant.