• MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?
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  • Joined some DarkRP server for fun (And RDM with friends n shit) I was running around the map with my friend and some guy nocliped to us, asked "Are you frezxzxz (Did not understand what the fuck did he say)" I said No. Perma ban, no reason.
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  • I got banned for banning myself for banning me. I don't exactly know why, I guess because I was annoying myself then said something to myself that made me do it. I think it was the nuking part of it, oh well, now I have a reason not to play on my server. I also got banned for being "that one" annoying kid a few years ago, ahh those were the good days when we had the perp mic spamming, or so I thought it was.
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  • [QUOTE=SuperEmoBros;34448930][video]http://soundcloud.com/jarrodmaddy/laugh[/video][/QUOTE] Sound Cloud Recording [url]http://soundcloud.com/jarrodmaddy/laugh[/url] [I][url]http://soundcloud.com/jarrodmaddy/laugh[/url][/I] [B][I][url]http://soundcloud.com/jarrodmaddy/laugh[/url][/I][/B] You clever son of a bitch.
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  • [QUOTE=Aifory98;34538506]Banned for 5 minutes. Reason: Name is too long...[/QUOTE] When admins are bored or strict.«betwen Bumfuck and You Got Purty Mouth»
  • Banned from a russian darkRP server because I was speaking in english over my mic.
  • [QUOTE=Rokk;34451381]That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English. Yes, I hate French people. I got banned from a server once, for saying "Hi". In text chat. I said "Hi", and I got Permabanned instantly. Or this one time when I joined a server, but it had a ton of addons, so I got out of my chair to grab a snack and maybe a drink or two. When I came back, I had apparently already joined the server, and some kid (Apparently the admin) kept saying "HELLO?!" to me over mic. I sat down in my chair, but before I could do anything, I was permabanned for the reason "U DIDENT SAY HI TO ME!!!".[/QUOTE] Typical hypocritical American. I bet you're the sort of person who complains when people come onto English severs and speak Russian or German or French. Anyway, your stereotypes about the French apply only to Americans, not French people.
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  • I spoke English in a French server, so I was banned for "No English people please", it was only a 5 minute ban and I understand to be honest, a game like TTT is something where you need to understand eachother.
  • I was banned from Gmod Theater permanently with the reason "Professional Troll" as soon as I joined the server. I'm pretty sure it was because my name was "Ponyfags are little kids", but whatever, I've unfortunately spent a few hours there, and all it is now is just a bunch of furries, flamboyant gays (I'm not a homophobe, but if you're gonna be gay, keep it to yourself), ponyfags playing a bunch of ponyfag videos and shoving ponyfaggotry down everyones throat in the server, admins that either abuse or don't do shit, and a bunch of trolls. That server really went to shit in the past year.
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  • [QUOTE=Krypton;34575186]I was banned from Gmod Theater permanently with the reason "Professional Troll" as soon as I joined the server. I'm pretty sure it was because my name was "Ponyfags are little kids", but whatever, I've unfortunately spent a few hours there, and all it is now is just a bunch of furries, flamboyant gays (I'm not a homophobe, but if you're gonna be gay, keep it to yourself), ponyfags playing a bunch of ponyfag videos and shoving ponyfaggotry down everyones throat in the server, admins that either abuse or don't do shit, and a bunch of trolls. That server really went to shit in the past year.[/QUOTE] Isn't it funny how you go onabout how they're "Shoving it down your throat", when you have a name as "Pony fags are little kids", isn't that also forcing the fact you hate bronies down everyone elses throat, which then makes you as bad as those you are insulting. I just got banned from another server for the reason "Chicken", I didn't even get in the server yet v:v:v
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  • I banned someone from our server for fucking with another server I was derping around on. The two servers aren't even related, I just didn't like the player.
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  • Story time children, gather around! I was a cp talking to a rebel outside a gunshop in a build rp. Gunshots ring out, guy walks out with a shotgun when guns are illegal and runs back in. I run in there "Freeze turn around and I'll kill you!", guy turns around and I kill him. He comes running back, kill him and warned him of NLR and then tried to explain what had happened and why. He's talking over me with a insult here and there and received some insults. Told him to watch his mouth. I was respected at the time and Rule 1 (Respect the Admins) applied to respected. After I told him to cool it, he continued with a "f you". Kicked for Rule 1. Guy brings a admin on, I tried to tell the admin what had happened and the guy was still talking over me, gagged him. Both stories are told and this happens [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596961300051948688/1F9FD93DD6B1A94DA1EB46810FFDA58CC42DB4FA/[/IMG] We then both talk to the owner, I'm demoted. I only had respected for 2 hours :(
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  • When I was doing Revolution RP, I decided it was in the best of my interest while handing out AK-47's to shout, "AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE!" ... I got banned for 'Promoting RDM'
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  • I never were banned in gmod, but once i was kicked of idle in TF2, because of AFK! Come on!!:pwn:
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  • [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;34592859]When I was doing Revolution RP, I decided it was in the best of my interest while handing out AK-47's to shout, "AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE!" ... I got banned for 'Promoting RDM'[/QUOTE] That reminds me of the movie Lord of War
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  • [QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;34602759]That reminds me of the movie Lord of War[/QUOTE] Can you tell correctly what did you remembered?I saw it too, i dont get it.
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  • [QUOTE=Pokushal;34603786]Can you tell correctly what did you remembered?I saw it too, i dont get it.[/QUOTE] Can't find the exact scene on YT.
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  • DDoSing the server... I thought it would get rid of the aimbotter :( i also thought it wouldn't ban me.
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  • [QUOTE=TonyTheBean;34608511]DDoSing the server... I thought it would get rid of the aimbotter :( i also thought it wouldn't ban me.[/QUOTE] You thought DDoSing wouln't ban you? Wow...
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  • [QUOTE=LegoGuy;34608569]You thought DDoSing wouln't ban you? Wow...[/QUOTE] It was 4am... but yeah looking back on that...
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  • Using the Balls of Steel E2 to kill some gay French troll who kept destroying my vehicles after I told him to stop repeatedly. ● Get this: The admin banned me because I wouldn't give him the E2.
  • [QUOTE=Rokk;34451381]That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English.[/QUOTE] Really? Not sure which French people you're playing with but they've been nothing but friendly to me. I joined a French build once by accident. The 2 people there started talking to me over the mic in French and I realized my mistake. A simple "Je suis americain. J'ai fait mal." and they just laughed and they started to pantomime everything, using simple English here and there. And you know what? It was still pretty damn fun despite the language barrier. [QUOTE=Rokk;34451381]Yes, I hate French people.[/QUOTE] Yeah! Way to be the mature one! That'll make sure this cycle never repeats for sure. Right, so when I first started playing gmod in 2009 I barely knew anything about it. Someone was building with some models I didn't have, so I asked "Hey what models are those?" and then he just turned towards me and he stares for a while. Then I get permabanned for "GET PHX OR GTFO" It wasn't all bad though, as you have to admit PHX IS pretty useful.
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  • [QUOTE=TonyTheBean;34608511]DDoSing the server... I thought it would get rid of the aimbotter :( i also thought it wouldn't ban me.[/QUOTE] Wow, really? What the fuck is with little kiddies these days DoS'ing every server they go to. Fuck off with the DoS, you make us look even worse than the fucking aimbotter.
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  • First time on an RP server (DarkRP), I had no idea of what I was doing. I ended up trespassing and a guard came over & told me to put my hands up against the wall. After two minutes I got bored and started to punch the shit outta him...no one can take a joke. : \
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  • [QUOTE=DevilesDog;34615577]First time on an RP server (DarkRP), I had no idea of what I was doing. I ended up trespassing and a guard came over & told me to put my hands up against the wall. After two minutes I got bored and started to punch the shit outta him...no one can take a joke. : \[/QUOTE] That doesn't sound like DarkRP to me. Sounds more of Half Life 2 RolePlay.
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  • [QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;34616030]That doesn't sound like DarkRP to me. Sounds more of Half Life 2 RolePlay.[/QUOTE] meh, I'm still noob at figuring out which is which
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  • [QUOTE=DevilesDog;34631346]meh, I'm still noob at figuring out which is which[/QUOTE] It's just the theme of the RP. HL2RP is set in the Half-Life universe, almost always in a Combine-controlled city. DarkRP usually is a just a random urban environment and is most of the time much less serious. He said it sounded like HL2 RP because of the ability to punch, which is more common there, although a few DarkRP servers have it too.