• MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?
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  • [QUOTE=Pantho;35423897]I wasn't going to reply, but you seemed so desperate for attention in this PM I thought I'd indulge. [img]http://i.imgur.com/y9R50.png[/img] so if I give you a valid ban reason you'll shut up and go away? Ok then, I'll provide a simple one you cannot deny and would be hard to dispute as valid: [B]Creating mock newspaper images describing long standing trusted admins as "Gay Furry Fags" and posting them inside a forum report. [/B][I]If you don't see that as a valid ban reason then you obviously don't understand our rules...[/I] And you wonder why your banned for making reports? Also, I'm not going to have the same argument over 'Nigerian' racism again, that account was banned for being your alt. Also, you're not Nigerian? Not to mention we have people playing from so many different countries of so many ages from every sexual preference I've heard of. Stop trying to accuse us of discrimination when it's obvious that account was banned for being your alt. Now I'm a kind person, I often give people multiple chances even for serious offences. But if you're going to post such disgusting and homophobic images as that and then claim you're innocent then you simply are not wanted on my servers. This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship and I'm the dictator. I will admit you have talent for creating decent entertaining videos, but no matter how good they are you're an attention seeking drama loving troll who crossed too many lines, so stop this shit. Again I remind you of a simple facts are: If the owner doesn't want you there, then sorry to be crass but just fuck off. Why would you even want to play where you're not wanted... I honestly don't care how many accounts you make, I'm glad Garry is getting more money but I'm still going to ban them. Regards A loving Pantho.[/QUOTE] The best part is that it isn't my account. Come on Pantho, you claimed on Ventrilo you wouldn't have the same problem as other communities with admins on power trips running around permanently banning people for having a word in their name. Looks like you were full of shit on that count too.
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  • [QUOTE=nigerianprince;35451153]The best part is that it isn't my account. Come on Pantho, you claimed on Ventrilo you wouldn't have the same problem as other communities with admins on power trips running around permanently banning people for having a word in their name. Looks like you were full of shit on that count too.[/QUOTE] And we have a winner
  • [QUOTE=nigerianprince;35450953]Instead Pantho claims I mocked the sexual preference of an administrator on the server, when I ask him to punish a root admin who mocked my gender he has refused to do anything.[/QUOTE] This really will be the last damn reply about this, it's obvious arguing with you is pointless as you keep repeating statements despite countering arguments. Every reply mentions the same things with no end. You're forum account is NOT banned. We have a proxy banning system that was updated yesterday. This includes many systems such as Tor. You're range of vpn/proxies where on the new update list which is why you're getting the error. A claim which you have admitted to? Are you now saying you didn't admit to it because you should scroll up. Or are you still trying to shout: "OMG It's not slander if he already admitted it!". Nobody said it was fucking [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation]slander[/url]. Offensive images and insult attempts don't have to be false. [B] You admitted banning for mocking someone sexual preference is a valid ban. You declared you'd drop this shit if you had a valid ban.[/B] I'm more than happy to reply to any aspects of you're bans via a PM. Not because I want to keep it secret, you can post the PM's on a thread if you like. But take it out of this topic.
  • Will not mention any specifics, but I got perma banned from a small time RP server. I got perma banned because users were metagaming and I called them out on it. Apparently the admin was one of those user's friend so yeah!
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  • [QUOTE=KingKannibal;35452839]Will not mention any specifics, but I got perma banned from a small time RP server. I got perma banned because users were metagaming and I called them out on it. Apparently the admin was one of those user's friend so yeah![/QUOTE] Welcome aboard the facepunch train!
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  • [QUOTE=Pantho;35452718]This really will be the last damn reply about this, it's obvious arguing with you is pointless as you keep repeating statements despite countering arguments. Every reply mentions the same things with no end. You're forum account is NOT banned. We have a proxy banning system that was updated yesterday. This includes many systems such as Tor. You're range of vpn/proxies where on the new update list which is why you're getting the error. A claim which you have admitted to? Are you now saying you didn't admit to it because you should scroll up. Or are you still trying to shout: "OMG It's not slander if he already admitted it!". Nobody said it was fucking [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation]slander[/url]. Offensive images and insult attempts don't have to be false. [B] You admitted banning for mocking someone sexual preference is a valid ban. You declared you'd drop this shit if you had a valid ban.[/B] I'm more than happy to reply to any aspects of you're bans via a PM. Not because I want to keep it secret, you can post the PM's on a thread if you like. But take it out of this topic.[/QUOTE] Fuck no. This is the stupid ban reasons thread so I'm going to pull up my lawn-chair to the top of this mountain, pull my pants off and whip my dick about for the world to see. What you are giving me is a stupid ban reason, because it never existed earlier. I titled an admin as being "gay", how does he reply? By anally sodomizing me using a 47kg gas cylinder. If that alone is not evidence I know not what is. And once again Mr. Professional Brit who doesn't know English, I never admitted to it. It was a statement. If it really needs explaining again then I'll do it. I was acknowledging something that was patently false with a condition. The condition would be the second line. You haven't even commented on my second line. In any case, I followed your conditions as you requested me to. I made a legitimate post. If there is one person in this instance denying the FACTS it is you Pantho. You know as well as I do that there is no original ban. I gave your administrative team 72 hours to prove my ban--with evidence and they have so far not done anything. As well as that, as there is no original ban it would make the condition I agreed to null and void because we can not ascertain the original date of my ban. Want to shut me up? Tell me what is happening to Deon for insulting me, tell me what is happening to Kamun of metagaming. [I]Tell me why the fuck Andre is still an admin after 4 bans for admin abuse.[/I] You can type as much as you want but you refuse to answer any questions. You know as well as I do that all of my bans are completely unjust, yet instead of doing anything you're contempt with just sitting there... To also add to this discussion you have also claimed that ByB never deletes proper reports when you have deleted dozens of them. Explain where my ticket is, and don't try and tell me I can't use edited videos. You let Andre use them. As I said a long time back to you: you don't delete the issues, you just ignore them.
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  • Make your own thread, PLEASE! I bet most of us don't care, and the rest who do care, can just look it up there. Instead, you are clogging up this thread. I once got banned for being a fucking idiot. (for the sake of the thread, get the fuck out, clogging up like a madman.) Sure this thread is for posting stupid ban reasons, but it's not here to discuss one with an admin.
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  • [QUOTE=eternalflamez;35452997]Make your own thread, PLEASE! I bet most of us don't care, and the rest who do care, can just look it up there. Instead, you are clogging up this thread.[/QUOTE] Sorry, please reserve posting in the stupid ban reason thread to situations in which you have a stupid ban reason. At this stage it appears you are unable to provide a stupid ban reason.
  • [QUOTE=nigerianprince;35453043]At this stage it appears you are unable to provide a stupid ban reason.[/QUOTE] Neither are you. *giggles*
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  • [QUOTE=Pantho;35453067]Neither are you. *giggles*[/QUOTE] Yeah all I have to do is say ByB and people understand its a stupid ban reason before I say it. If you really want one though: [B]Banned more than 15 times for ban evasion even though I was never banned.[/B]
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  • [QUOTE=nigerianprince;35453119]Yeah all I have to do is say ByB and people understand its a stupid ban reason before I say it. If you really want one though: [B]Banned more than 15 times for ban evasion even though I was never banned.[/B][/QUOTE] You keep bringing that up. Do you know what the word evasion means? And how can you say "Even though i was never banned" while your sentence starts with "I've been banned more than 15 times". Sigh, w/e this is the last reply i'm making here, back to lurking this thread. Also, message me if you want to discuss this, but I won't discuss it here any further.
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  • [QUOTE=eternalflamez;35453136]You keep bringing that up. Do you know what the word evasion means? And how can you say "Even though i was never banned" while your sentence starts with "I've been banned more than 15 times". Sigh, w/e this is the last reply i'm making here, back to lurking this thread. Also, message me if you want to discuss this, but I won't discuss it here any further.[/QUOTE] It means that my first recorded ban on the ByB servers was for ban evading. How can my first ban be for ban evading? Logically there must be a prior ban with a reason which I was evading. There isn't one, ergo my first ban is illegitimate, and so is the second ban (because it charges that I evaded the ban I got from evading a ban), and so is the the third ban (because it charges that I evaded the ban I got from evading a ban that was for evading a ban which was for evading a ban) and so on an so forth.
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  • Ban evading is breaking a rule and leaving, or being told your going to get banned and leaving so you don't get banned. And then they just ban your steam id with the reason Ban Evading.
  • Pantho please, this is a "stupidest reason you've ever been banned thread, not the ByB argumental, go make a thread about ByB if you guys want to bitch. I have yet to find your content in this thread. CONTENT: Also remember being banned once for having the name "A_Pigeon" for the reason "lier"
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  • Errm, i've been banned a few times.. Banned for being Furry Banned for spawning a donut (Prop) Banned for having lower ping than an admin Banned for being drunk (IRL) Banned for poking an admin with a stick. Got lots more, if you guys want me to post them.
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  • [QUOTE=ArmageddonScr;35454198]Ban evading is breaking a rule and leaving, or being told your going to get banned and leaving so you don't get banned. And then they just ban your steam id with the reason Ban Evading.[/QUOTE] Prove it. The only evidence so far is a demo file which is 0kb in size and thus proves nothing. What you're accusing me of makes no sense. Why would someone who has as many accounts as I do even bother evading a ban? Besides which, [B]at the time of these bans ban-evasion was [U]not[/U] against the rules[/B]. The rules aren't applied retroactively either. If ByB wants to be taken seriously as a community then Pantho can exert some effort in proving that I was ever actually banned, which he can't do, so in an effort to look like he's on top of this situation he just closes my ticket with: [I]"Regardless of the original ban you forfeited all your rights to be unbanned by abusing the reporting system to insult staff. Request denied."[/I] This is after admins have the audacity to mute me for even daring to question them? Fuck that shit. I'll question whoever the fuck I want to. That includes all of your root administrators and superadmins, I don't give half a shit about any of their glorified ranks, if they've done the same things I have which they all have then they should be punished equally. It's probably a good time to note that the two 'admins' Pantho seems so intent on defending are as follows: -An admin who owned a door as an admin on duty -An admin who has been banned 4 times for abuse and has tried to join griefing groups on the internet (LOL xD MINECREFT GREIFENG L>O>L>LOL>OL>OL>) -A root and a superadmin who imitate the voice of a 10 year old and then run around dropping 1 million dollar notes for people who they claim are trolls (thats extremely professional) and then C4 all around the place randomly killing people. According to the ByB website admins are given 3 warnings and then admin is removed; AndreBlue has been banned 4 times yet still holds admin. I'm merely holding ByB to their own standards: -I'm asking for unedited evidence. Which he refuses to do. -I've given them a timeframe of 72 hours. Which he refuses to do. -If he wants to class my ban reason as insulting someone's sexuality that is his prerogative but he must also punish his root administrator Deon for the same thing. Which he refuses to do. -If he wants to class my ban reason as attempting to crash the server, again, that is his prerogative but he must also punish his root administrator Deon for the same thing. Which he refuses to do. -Pantho has claimed that I cannot post tickets regarding events that transpired after my "original ban"--there is no original ban which means I can post tickets about whatever I want, he dug that hole for himself and now acts like a coward in order to get around it. All of this could have been resolved 6 months ago if I wasn't repeatedly banned from the forums for posting in tickets. Guess why I got banned for posting in tickets? Because they "didn't involve me" yet they were written about me. Quality admins. Only 19.99$ a month and you can be a pro darkrp admin like those on ByB. Really, this isn't the first gaming community I've been through. Never have I seen such problems on other servers that ByB has with admins. There is no oversight on administrative actions, it's like watching a dog chase his own tail and fall over in doing so. Pantho will never look into my reports seriously because he is a coward and a hypocrite. You typify what is wrong with game servers, you take money so 10 year olds can be admin. I'm a user, what about me? Oh that's right an administrator can insult me without repurcussions. But what if I was to pay you 19.99$? then its suddenly against the rules! That is all there is to it. I may have wronged a few people in my time, perhaps I was a bit harsh with Kamun about the sexuality stuff, but for him to ragdoll me and then make rape sounds while brandishing a 47kg gas cylinder is something else entirely--it hardly sounds like he was offended. At the end of the day, it all boils down the to fact you look like a bunch of incompetent idiots. You seriously gave me 1 million RP dollars and then tried to steal it back and then accuse me of trying to trick users and admins? Guess what, I kept the million dollars and your root and superadmins are incompetent idiots who can't take losing a game.
  • So far, it appears that pantho has repeatedly failed to keep himself true to his own story without holding EXTREME double standards, especially in the case of rule breaking admins (see: andre). This is absolutely ridiculous that you can even attempt to refute any of this Pantho, as this all has been proven multiple times WITH evidence whereas most of your "evidences" are baseless accusations that have little to none evidence whatsoever, and are furthermore "proven" via inconsistant stories from your admins. Let's just face the facts here Pantho, you've been proven wrong on all grounds on which you attempt to base your reasoning for banning NigerianPrince and have been shown unedited, supported evidence and have taken no action at all for those who rightfully deserve to be banned and/or have their admin revoked. It's flat out disgusting that this kind of behaviour occurs within the GMod community and I fear that the many communities like ByB are setting a bad example and are creating an environment where players no longer matter unless they spend $10+ on admin for the server. Assuming you and your admins are unwilling to unban NigerianPrince due to your obvious flaws in logic and clear biases, your community does not deserve any attention at all because at this point, it appears your "community" is one full of powerhungry kids and jerks that are both hypocrites and liars.
  • [QUOTE=.uK;35456929] Let's just face the facts here Pantho, you've been proven wrong on all grounds on which you attempt to base your reasoning for banning NigerianPrince and have been shown unedited, supported evidence and have taken no action at all for those who rightfully deserve to be banned and/or have their admin revoked.[/QUOTE] Ugh can't believe I'm replying again... But: He was banned for extremely offensive mocked images towards staff- He admits this - Learn to fucking read. He's made no real reports with un-altered evidence, now back to my cinnamon liquor...
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  • [QUOTE=Pantho;35457443]Ugh can't believe I'm replying again... But: He was banned for extremely offensive mocked images towards staff- He admits this - Learn to fucking read. He's made no real reports with un-altered evidence, now back to my cinnamon liquor...[/QUOTE] I just did make reports with no edited evidence as you clearly told me: "If you want to post a ticket without edited proof them nobody is stopping you." I was clearly stopped from posting these tickets without edited proof and banned by your staff. Here's the ban reason from Kamun: "You're spamming our helpdesk with useless tickets with no proof. There's no stopping you posting them, however we as Staff have the right to close the tickets without proof, and forumban a person that is spamming our helpdesk with useless tickets. Like you. Abassi has been given a 3 day forum ban for helpdesk spam." He is clearly trying to override your authority as owner of the server and the instruction you issued to me (don't forget the caveat in the MOTD which allows you to do so) [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] Wow Kamun closed my report against him on the forums for admin abuse. That would seem like a conflict of interest. It's almost as if... there was this server on the internet.... selling authority to people.... and they could join and close complaints against themselves with no overview by anyone.
  • Nigerianprince and Pantho: There is a PM system on these forums. This means nobody else can see your messages and nobody else has to be bothered by them. Please use it.
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  • [QUOTE=Dirtcopter77;35458345]Nigerianprince and Pantho: There is a PM system on these forums. This means nobody else can see your messages and nobody else has to be bothered by them. Please use it.[/QUOTE] And what about those of us who are interested in their conversation and aren't bothered at all by someone posting something not completely off-topic in a thread we don't have to read?
  • [QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;35458491]And what about those of us who are interested in their conversation and aren't bothered at all by someone posting something not completely off-topic in a thread we don't have to read?[/QUOTE] They can make a new thread.
  • [QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;35458491]And what about those of us who are interested in their conversation and aren't bothered at all by someone posting something not completely off-topic in a thread we don't have to read?[/QUOTE] Of course you mean people like you who are reading it and taking an interest, not some muppet instantly voting winner/agree to every nigerian post ;)
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  • [QUOTE=Pantho;35459068]Of course you mean people like you who are reading it and taking an interest, not some muppet instantly voting winner/agree to every nigerian post ;)[/QUOTE] I don't much care if people like or dislike what I have to say, I know that at least a few agree with it (whether they like it is a different question) and that is what matters. I'm not really in the position where I need to sit around pandering for people to subscribe to me or like my stuff. I mean its not like there are unscrupulous people on the internet who hire dislike bots because they can't face up to criticisms or anything like that. I mean isn't ByB filled with people who claim my videos are filled with informational inaccuracies and are "heavily edited" to alter the content? This is your chance to prove me wrong Pantho, on this open forum. People can clearly see what I'm saying and what you are saying and finally the power to ban me is taken out of ByB's hands. But you still don't have anything to say. Do you know why that is Pantho? It's because you're a coward and a hypocrite and when you have the chance to sit here and debunk what I have claimed about ByB all this time (which you and others on ByB have claimed is false)... But when the time actually comes for you to point stuff out in an open forum you don't have anything to talk about other than some plebeian feature on a forum that allows users to agree or disagree with others posts. You know I could easily be wrong about a lot of things, but you still haven't been able to back up a single one of your claims against me. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dirtcopter77;35458345]Nigerianprince and Pantho: There is a PM system on these forums. This means nobody else can see your messages and nobody else has to be bothered by them. Please use it.[/QUOTE] There is a thread titled "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a server" on these forums. I wonder what it was created for.
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  • [QUOTE=nigerianprince;35459386]I don't much care if people like or dislike what I have to say, I know that at least a few agree with it (whether they like it is a different question) and that is what matters. I'm not really in the position where I need to sit around pandering for people to subscribe to me or like my stuff. I mean its not like there are unscrupulous people on the internet who hire dislike bots because they can't face up to criticisms or anything like that. I mean isn't ByB filled with people who claim my videos are filled with informational inaccuracies and are "heavily edited" to alter the content? This is your chance to prove me wrong Pantho, on this open forum. People can clearly see what I'm saying and what you are saying and finally the power to ban me is taken out of ByB's hands. But you still don't have anything to say. Do you know why that is Pantho? It's because you're a coward and a hypocrite and when you have the chance to sit here and debunk what I have claimed about ByB all this time (which you and others on ByB have claimed is false)... But when the time actually comes for you to point stuff out in an open forum you don't have anything to talk about other than some plebeian feature on a forum that allows users to agree or disagree with others posts. You know I could easily be wrong about a lot of things, but you still haven't been able to back up a single one of your claims against me. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] There is a thread titled "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a server" on these forums. I wonder what it was created for.[/QUOTE] You posted all the evidence against you on your own youtube account in public view. You were a huge minge and as such your were banned for it. Spamming checks/money == spamming props, as each one is a prop spawned by your finger tips.
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  • Pantho and nigerianprince, [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-qlPR6Lgp9Q/SayaHska4CI/AAAAAAAACbU/drxpifgXPzQ/s400/20050818-how-about-a-nice-cup-of-shut-the-fuck-up.jpg[/t] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro / trolling" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
  • I joined the #2 ZCC darkrp server for my first time, I went Civil Protection and got a permaban for "Gay rper." So I was real impressed with them.
  • I have to say I just got the best ban ever. Some admin who was like 12 started pretending to be gay and love up on me. Since I was bored, I decided to play along. But after I did, he banned me with the reason:See message. He gave me this long message about how it's not funny to be a homosexual. He started ranting on about the Catholic church and what not. Good times. Oh yeah, I would like to read more posts about funny bans, but it seems the threads been hijacked. How about we report for spam and call it a day guys?
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  • [QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;35462890]I have to say I just got the best ban ever. Some admin who was like 12 started pretending to be gay and love up on me. Since I was bored, I decided to play along. But after I did, he banned me with the reason:See message. He gave me this long message about how it's not funny to be a homosexual. He started ranting on about the Catholic church and what not. Good times. Oh yeah, I would like to read more posts about funny bans, but it seems the threads been hijacked. How about we report for spam and call it a day guys?[/QUOTE] Ahahahah what the fuck Do you still have the message?