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[media]http://youtu.be/_uJsoZheTR4[/media] Baked. We on page 420 yet? Step it up boyyys
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[QUOTE=AppleJackson;42964053]not even gonna lie the only reason i had a twerk video up was to fuck with everyone lol[/QUOTE] Hah thought so, just like people that do serious tutorials on stuff and then have like 10 tabs open on "how to hide a big penis" or "penis size redu...
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[QUOTE=zach1193;42949351]Is it possible you have add or adhd?[/QUOTE] Possibly add, but was never tested or anything. I should also mention I had taken some xtc which had worn off, and smoked a bunch of weed before. Writing that makes me feel like a irresponsible drug u...
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[QUOTE=scorpinat;42948295]perhaps the quality was not so good or maybe you needed more for the full effects. Don't think there is a wrong way of snorting as long it gets in your nose [editline]22nd November 2013[/editline] did it smell like paint thinner? was it a fi...
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[QUOTE=scorpinat;42946973]Speed is the shit , but the comedown sucks [video=youtube;z5czgx5vXcM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5czgx5vXcM[/video][/QUOTE] I tried speed last week for the first time, felt nothing but an uncomfortable nose. Did I snort it wrong? I just sno...
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Dont be paranoid, flush it down the toilet and take a massive shit.
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You're not supposed to hold joints, you smoke them.
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First time speed yesterday, wasn't very interesting until I tried Salvia for the second time a couple of minutes after. I saw the meaning of life but cant exactly describe what it was. Either way it was intense as shit and amazing to experience.
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[QUOTE=THEDANGER;42883963]Last night we went and get fined for being out after curfew. Fuck[/QUOTE] Wait you can get fined for that? WAIT! THERE'S A FUCKING CURFEW? Where the hell do you live? Prison?
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[QUOTE=Joscpe;42865743]Sometimes when I get angry it feels so good that I become a angry/happy mix and I just want to go around smashing shit in glee.[/QUOTE] Thats exactly how I feel, I mean I wouldn't be winding mysslf up more if it made me sad. Whenever it happens my...
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I'm trying to avoid therapy even though several people including my parents advised it. I just don't want risk being told by a doctor/therapist that I suffer from something mentally. As a kid I was never tested for add or autism or anything like that, but I know from looking a...
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[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;42865411]Maybe you should find some sort of productive outlet for your frustrations, like boxing or wrestling or martial arts?[/QUOTE] That is a good idea, though I'm 6'7 and quite skinny so I'm not sure if I'm built for that. It's more that I fear beco...
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Ugh I want to be a better person, but raging makes me feel so good... Is there anything I can do besides doing drugs all the time to keep my anger from taking over at random times? Does anyone else have experience with getting a great feeling when you punch something or sho...
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Take a second tab, trust me it'll be an interesting experience you don't have to miss out on now. If not then enjoy either way, small doses of psychadelics can be truly insightful too.
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42819933]FUck guys my title changed[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=breakyourfac;42810051] [QUOTE=mrmr;42809963]That's quite the title you've been given breakyourfac.[/QUOTE] haha why do you say that?[/QUOTE] Dude.
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[QUOTE=Nifae;42769664]My friend gave me a six pack of this Belgian beer and it's fucking disgusting. I puked while trying to drink a single bottle of it. Yuck. :v:[/QUOTE] What was it called? Belgian beer is great! Also for headaches.
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The only dream worth sharing I ever had (I was ~12yo) Walking through a seemingly endless tunnel, trying to wake myself up as I am positive I'm dreaming, can't. I keep walking until I step outside on a field, I look behind me and there's an octopus on the tunnel I came from...
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[QUOTE=$$>MUFFIN<$$;42758305]I smoked that Calea last night. It has got to be the most bitter thing I have ever smoked, the smoke tasted bitter. I mixed it 50/50 with lavender and it wasn't too bad after that. Dreams were crazy though, no lucidity, but I remember them and they...
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[QUOTE=TCB;42743831]oh dear, last night at around 5am my friend's sister who is 3 years younger than us added me on facebook. we have 4 mutual friends and she has 28 in total, none of which i really know and none are my age, she's not even friends with her brother. so this ran...
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42743648]How good of an idea is it to smoke me some bud tonight, when I have work tomorrow? It's my birthday and I'm bored as fuck because nothings going on[/QUOTE] Should be fine, also happy birthday.
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Well yeah, but like. I don't even know. I just shouldn't pop pills while high I guess. [editline]2nd November 2013[/editline] It's more like "it didn't feel like I swallowed it, where the fuck did it go"
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[QUOTE=KillerTele;42732841]I've never taken a pill without using water :v:[/QUOTE] Don't you ever think: "Did I just swallow that pill, or did it fall back into the bottle/glass?" Because I can never tell until ~30 minutes after.
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[QUOTE=Geomancer;42722392]Gold [img]http://squabblefever.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/australia-ecstasy-lab-poster.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] They're putting instructions to make xtc on anti drug posters now? Damn... Anyways I'm going to drink from my toilet which incidentally i...
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[QUOTE=lebsta;42715097]Currently halloweeding who else is with me[/QUOTE] Boo! I'm a ghost7
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Im calling the police, some guy is keeping snoop lion in a cage and gave him a tail.
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Hmm gonna test some dank ass bomb ass purpskurp a friend of mine grew. The hasj he got off it was nice as fuck so I'm hoping the rest will be good as well.
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[QUOTE=AppleJackson;42662882][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dm6r2jRirY[/url] Why do I keep making these[/QUOTE] That was hilarious, please do not stop making them. Also sick trickz you're pulling off with that skateboard.
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T+1:00 - upping the dose to ~130mg No nausea from the hangover, mild "drunky" space. (I've been talking to myself quite a bit and feel a bit stupid, but other than that GG)
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Speaking of hangovers, does anyone have experience with small doses of xtc after having spent the entire day watching tv because you're too hungover to do anything. I feel okay now, but I'm wondering if the alcohol that is likely still in my blood(20 beers and 3 glasses of ...
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42623834]That's the worst part is I can't smoke weed. That's how I normally cope with being stressed so it makes it that much worse. She's just got me doing a million different things at once to the point where I don't even have time to go workout at the ...
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42623773]Day after molly feels bad man, real bad. Like I'm about ready to just say fuck it and walk outta my grandmas house I can't take it.[/QUOTE] Ah man, you know whats causing it, so be strong and dont give in! [editline]23rd October 2013[/editlin...
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[QUOTE=Elecbullet;42620475]Lucid dreaming is fun. It's so realistic and all i can think of is sexing every girl I see. but if i sex irl i will get in trouble. so I use Harry Potter spells to get their clothes off. if it works i know I'm dreaming![/QUOTE] Thats a good t...
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42619177]Yeah well, maybe they just missed, I would never hide anything where I would look, if I was a guard. Are you going to Qlimax as well?[/QUOTE] Bit too big for my likings and it's sold out anyways. Enjoy yourself though!
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42611593]Quite easy to get shit in, at least last year, I accidentally forgot a knife in my wallet and they didn't notice it, they didn't even open my pack of cigarettes and didn't look under my hat so yeah Otherwise, just put it in a plastic bag in your und...
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42611282]So uh, how good is it to mix weed with ecstacy? I'm going to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpZwMzeYv0"]Qlimax[/URL] next month, and I wanna get the most out of it. Or if I just skip the E, and go full out weed.[/QUOTE] Oh shit Qlimax, fuc...
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[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;42604533]I almost always get light headed when i stand up after sitting for a while, it's bad when i'm super baked but still happens sober. Is this cause of poor hydration? Like tunnel-vision/no vision light headed[/QUOTE] I get that shit all the time....
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[QUOTE=mrmr;42610269]Goddamn hiccups are driving me crazy.[/QUOTE] Fill your mouth with water, do a handstand and swallow whilst upside down. WORKS FOR ME EVERYTIME!
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[QUOTE=geogzm;42607608]dd decide my fate do i map with hammer or learn more about web development[/QUOTE] Learn about web development and fuck around in hammer whenever you feel like fucking around in hammer.
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You'd have to take quite a bit of acid to start seeing that I imagine. [editline]22nd October 2013[/editline] Without looking at the video.
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[QUOTE=KillerTele;42595092]Had anyone here ever tried taking a dose of shrooms then gone to bed? If you manage to fall asleep before the shrooms kick in I could guess you'd have some wild dreams.[/QUOTE] And if you don't fall asleep and it kicks in you're in a dark room, i...
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M solo can ne great, I danced around my house wearing a headset blasting music for like 6 hours once. Twas hilarious and dancing is the best.
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[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;42544600]That seems awesome to do while tripping frogs. While I haven't been in a sensory deprivation tank I sometimes place myself in environments of complete darkness. That way all you see is CEVs, closing or opening your eyes doesn't change a thing, thus ...
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Any of you all ever chilled in a sensory deprivation tank? Seems like a relaxing experience from what I've seen on the interwebs, might try it out some time soon.
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Wait wait wait, there's stoner etiquettes? Shit man I've smoking up people fo free :(
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Bit late now but.. Dont you have neighbours you can ask for matches? That would've been an option.
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[QUOTE=TCB;42510479]dd is only visible to facepunch members if that means anything to you[/QUOTE] Yeah guess I'm just paranoid.
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Since I've applied for a job a while ago I've been wondering, should I be more careful what I post on the internet? DD in particular? I mean if a company were to google into me they'd probably come to DD pretty fast. Perhaps I should go and snip all my posts and change my u...
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Chilling with mates and we're wondering how we can fix up a bong to smoke salvia from? Anyone got any instructions for a good salvia bong? Or another way to smoke it? Aint got no apples.
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Why was the dryer running without it being turned on D: I'm scared.
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[QUOTE=TCB;42479899]weed without tobacco is wasteful though[/QUOTE] Tobacco without weed is wasteful as well!
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[QUOTE=Cureless;42479814]Get rid of the tobacco and fill'er up with all ganj' and you're perfect. Bump, smoking and drinking in the tinychat if any homies wanna hang[/QUOTE] At least keep some tobacco close to the tip so you dont have to ignite your face to get to the l...
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i wish i Could for and
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[QUOTE=Erasus;42407513]Shrooms and alcohol? how about a small dose of shrooms to mix with alcohol? thanks for the help guys[/QUOTE] I find alcohol makes it harder to think straight and when tripping I find that very annoying. Not to mention that the combination tends...
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[QUOTE=CritNick;42397966]Can I steal this monkey? i stole it, idk if anyone got it, let me know if you already had the monkey[/QUOTE] Good seeing it put to use, enjoy.
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Here's 2 random GIF's for DD'ers that want to use the new size avatars. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ORlyEus.gif[/IMG] [I]Source:[/I] [url]http://youtu.be/NhheiPTdZCw?t=57s[/url] ____________________________________ [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ia20FPu.gif[/IMG] [I]Source:[/I]...
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SHIT. Just as I finished. This is what I managed to do: [URL]http://i.imgur.com/EpJyF22.gif[/URL] [URL]http://i.imgur.com/1X4H7aY.gif[/URL] [URL]http://i.imgur.com/1tdYv9S.gif[/URL] [editline]3rd October 2013[/editline] Jumpy as fuck but I aint no pro [editline]3rd October ...
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I'll see if I still have the right software on my pc and make on for you
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[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;42380483]judging by how the war on drugs has been going, we should expect more websites like silk road in the future.[/QUOTE] I hope the next one doesn't look like crap. Silk Road was waaay too 2001. It worked perfectly though and was a site that was...
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Name is iKosmonaut but I managed to join it already! Thonks
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[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;42358731]oh shit, so the DD crew shit is pretty customizable now. I can enter in rank names for when you level up in gta online like 1-10 is 'thug' 11-20 'hustler' and so on. So what should i make each of these levels, and what gesture do you want for our c...
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I like the idea of loads of boats just connected with paths made of wood. Then we can also move around and become pirates or w/e. [editline]30th September 2013[/editline] And a massive cruise ship with each floor completely designed to grow drugs.
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[QUOTE=/B/rother;42355245]i've said it before, but i'll say it again - i would snort meth and start fighting someone[/QUOTE] When we run out of food and we have to resort to canibalism you're the first to go.
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We should make a kickstarter for that.
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[QUOTE=geogzm;42318323]the internet really does have everything huh :v:[/QUOTE] Yes it does, I figured that out a few years ago after an odd conversation with a mate on Ventrilo. He said, "If I spray deodorant on my nipple and flick it, will it fall off" I sent him t...
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[QUOTE=geogzm;42317865]does carrot top smoke weed[/QUOTE] [url]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_drugs_did_carrot_top_use[/url] ANSWERS HAS SPOKEN
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[QUOTE=The Aussie;42282369]So, i'm going to Amsterdam in < a week, which is fucking awesome because Amsterdam is generally a kick ass city even ignoring it's nightlife and coffeeshops. However my problem is that i am 17 years and 5 fucking months old. I'd really like to smoke ...
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[QUOTE=sltungle;42270664]Yeah, it always is. It takes it out of you (even when it's an absolute blast). But the never ending torment of endless question spirals that go nowhere is frustrating me even more so.[/QUOTE] True, that's where shit always goes wrong for me and I g...
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I always find acid exhausting, whether I'm thinking about something or just playing a game or even sitting still just talking to friends.
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I think I have a problem where I crop up my emotions and I cant seem to help it. Do any of you guys have any experience with this? Example 1: On vacation my phone and wallet got stolen during a nightly swim. I got so angry I beat a random guard down and broke like 50 cars ...
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Yesterday I had the idea to draw this, not sure why but it seemed funny at the time. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/f4sFLBf.png[/IMG] I had to share it to see if it's actually funny, because I don't see it anymore.
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Be a good guy and contact your bank, someone has misplaced their their possibly well earned money.
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[QUOTE=Ben Katz;42146385]nope its the best drug ive ever done[/QUOTE] weird isn't a bad thing
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[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;42145858]Smoked about 30 minutes ago. Got a test in 30 minutes as well. I'm pretty confident, I know I will pass it. I will take my time, check my work.[/QUOTE] Don't get distracted and make sure you dont dream off and find yourself with nothing but a te...
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I've probably posted this before, but I have to share it again: [url]http://vimeo.com/m/16056709[/url] Great video.
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Welcome back to the world of the living.
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42132249]Dude I'm so hungover I'm throwing up, this is the worst hangover I've ever had. I can't handle my jonnie walker.[/QUOTE] Get it all out of your system and then drink loads of water and orange juice to get rid of the headache.
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I like how this seems the only part of the internet where people are really nice and caring. GO DD! Also bump, good job on the surviving! Glad you all made it out relatively unharmed.
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[QUOTE=MindMuncher;42109307]Don't scramble eggs while you're tripping! I tried it last time (with supervision) and had to let my friend take over when the scrambles turned into fractals and I was worried I would burn them while I was distracted. Like, instead of one spatula st...
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I had this a while ago and completely forgot to ask. During a 2cb trip I lost the ability to follow any conversation and at points all chatter would just stop and all I would hear was a few instruments in the song playing. After a while it all suddenly returned, as if my brain...
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[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;42080496]And you think this meaning will come to you when you are dead?[/QUOTE] I have the same curiosity to find out what cones after death. I mean I'm not religious but fuck what if I'm wrong. I'd burn like dem weed.
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[QUOTE=Stephen427sf;42030171]If I were to take a high dose of acid how much would be to much? Ive got plently of expierence but ive never went higher than 350ug, Im thinking on doing 500ug next week and combine it with some 2CB. (It feels like its nuts but ive read on people t...
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[QUOTE=TCB;41965430]imagine a horror film where theres a montage scene showing a bunch of happy families taking photos of eachother at different places (they don't know eachother it's just a collection) but in each photo theres this one guy but it turns out that guy is a ghost...
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[QUOTE=TCB;41963254] i don't think you should ask yourself "what would jesus do" before doing anything, but you should at least appreciate the things in this world that make you think "well maybe there is a god because how did science do [I]that[/I]"[/QUOTE] Don't you thi...
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Fuck. I sent some acid to some family overseas and now I hear that he apparently has schizophrenic tendencies... How bad is this?
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The one time I had a wart I had it frozen off at my GP. Never had one again.
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Must resist the urge of wanting to jump on that bouncy castle in my street... Boy would all the neighbours look at me funny.
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[QUOTE=KillerTele;41937516]Thinking of traveling to Amsterdam with two friends over new years. Is the minimum age for the coffee shops 18?[/QUOTE] Yep. Not sure how laws are on foreigners nowadays but you should be fine in Amsterdam
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[QUOTE=Hammerz;41931004]Let's party like it's 1997 [video=youtube;xyZQT4i1iyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyZQT4i1iyk[/video] The whole scene reminds me heavily of Deus Ex[/QUOTE] Welcome to The Netherlands, here's another great video. [media]http://www.youtube.com...
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[QUOTE=Shark Bones;41920113]I wish I could clone a permanently stoned version of myself. I could kill my real self and my better self would walk the earth.[/QUOTE] Only problem in that is that you wont turn into your cloned version, you're the one that dies. Sounds l...
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[QUOTE=Mr. Bleak;41889836]Yup. My plan is to either get into my shitty community college, or, much more preferably, work at a local contractor for a year and save the money to get into a much more decent uni. Unfortunately, the economy of my town works on such a level that the...
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Thats the benefit of having free testing labs in your country, you always know what you're taking and the organization has a nice year report on drug safety and pricing every year. There must be something like that in the USA? Or is it really zero-tolerance?
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[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;41879449]bad trip on acid never again.[/QUOTE] The trick for me is to figure out that you're going bad and find something you can enjoy while going bad. I've gone bad several times and it's uncomfortable at first but then later I found out that the visualiza...
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I took the 2c-b first, then when things started to get funky I took half of that mdma. Wanted to take it a bit easier since my mates were gonna go pretty soon. Visualizations started off pretty drunkish, but later got more refined. Loving the visuals and the feels.
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That 2c-b + xtc is a good combination! LOVING IT!
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Its mrmr's birthday? Omfg happy birthday paraaa!
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[QUOTE=Anven11;41545808]Would playing amnesia while tripping on shrooms for the first time be a good idea? It would be the first time I try phychedelics in my life.[/QUOTE] Be smart, if it's your first time using psychadelics just have a nice environment, chill music and ...
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[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;41531445]Found out a site somewhat similar to stereodose. [url]http://www.playlistunes.com[/url][/QUOTE] Amazing find, thanks for the share! Electroswing time to dance.
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I puked in my sleep only twice, damn that shit is disgusting to wake up next to. The second day my room smelled like tequila for days..
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[QUOTE=TCB;41512614]i always make sure to pour my weed onto paper, that way i don't waste any keif or little bits[/QUOTE] But then you lose out on all the fun of crawling around the carpet trying to find some weed to smoke! Or you just roll the carpet into a big ass joint ...
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[QUOTE=Ben Katz;41510321] COLT .45[/QUOTE] And two zigzags...
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