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[QUOTE=lebsta;42715097]Currently halloweeding who else is with me[/QUOTE] Boo! I'm a ghost7
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[QUOTE=areolop;42703327]I've had this idea for years. Get your fucking dash embed on the windshield. Safer. Easier to read.[/QUOTE] This does something like that: [url]https://buy.garmin.com/en-US/US/on-the-road/apps/head-up-display-hud-/prod134348.html[/url]
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[QUOTE=pimptastix;42672260]Hahaha that made me feel a lot better. I feel really motivated so hopefully I don't crash tomorrow. Can I keep any of this? Or is it like a pipedream I'm going to forget when I sober up?[/QUOTE] That's something you'll have to find out as it isn'...
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I live on the other side of the world so I'm up. Pop on a headset and start dancing man, that's what I like to do when rolling alone. And 200mg is a lot, but not too much. You shouldn't notice too much tomorrow if you make sure you stay hydrated (~2 glasses of water an h...
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[QUOTE=codemaster85;42671819]Its more like you get stupid questions or statements like "I doubt a 10 year old knows if they are trans or not" when its been proven with research that they do. Or how you said its absurd that a trans person wants to be called a different name ot...
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[QUOTE=RosettaStoned;42671781]Funnily enough, his point is that the transgender community is ironically hostile to anyone who doesn't think exactly like they do.[/QUOTE] Even though I didn't read it that way at first, my point still stands. This is a forum with a lot of di...
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[QUOTE=elevate;42671746]Yet when it comes to transgender issues, you got people left and right talking about how being transgender is disgusting and unnatural, spamming posts in support of transgenderism with dumbs and funnies. It's sickening and makes my blood boil. I'm asham...
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Im calling the police, some guy is keeping snoop lion in a cage and gave him a tail.
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Hmm gonna test some dank ass bomb ass purpskurp a friend of mine grew. The hasj he got off it was nice as fuck so I'm hoping the rest will be good as well.
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[QUOTE=AppleJackson;42662882][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dm6r2jRirY[/url] Why do I keep making these[/QUOTE] That was hilarious, please do not stop making them. Also sick trickz you're pulling off with that skateboard.
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"Mozart was black." I don't know what to believe anymore.
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"All that time on facepunch could have been spent better."
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[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;42654121]I got a 99% on my drivers text while high. Under direct observation of a driving evaluator, I was able to operate a motor vehicle as well as you are expected to on the road. What does this say[/QUOTE] To be fair, you don't always drive like yo...
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T+1:00 - upping the dose to ~130mg No nausea from the hangover, mild "drunky" space. (I've been talking to myself quite a bit and feel a bit stupid, but other than that GG)
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Speaking of hangovers, does anyone have experience with small doses of xtc after having spent the entire day watching tv because you're too hungover to do anything. I feel okay now, but I'm wondering if the alcohol that is likely still in my blood(20 beers and 3 glasses of ...
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If you bring a girl in your room, make sure they're looking at your penis, not the posters.
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Look, there's multiple theories why black pete looks the way he looks. There may have been a time where our people joked about it, racist. But for the last century it has been something different, he just looks that way. He has become its own character, why lego is yellow, but...
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Did you come back from a ban and not even bother to read the thread. We've already looped around twice now, if you want to make it a third time thats fine by me but you'd just be wasting everybody's time.
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I remember when they changed the name and the black female anchor said this at the end: [media]www.youtube.com/watch?v=buxJ9Yes9Wc[/media] Something along the lines of: "and that was the news, here's a last nigger kiss from me"
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[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42632969]No, that's the Swedes. They're hella racist, didn't you know?[/QUOTE] We have "nigger kisses", and again the word nigger isn't offensive here as it is in the US, we just use it as a word, because that's what it is. Words aren't racist, pe...
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[QUOTE=Teddybeer;42629123]At this point I just don't even have to bother posting and can just quote myself for the next 10 pages, and I'm sure that it will be as well read as the first time I posted, not at all. (But hey we can just shoot these easy target and contribute nothi...
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;42628965]Imagine another country has a similar tradition, but instead of black pete, it's a guy that looks like this [img]http://www.spiked-online.com/images/freetibet/drseuss.gif[/img] but nobody from that country recognises it as racist, and doesn't see t...
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Who's racist here? There's people trying to ban zwarte piet for being black.
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42623834]That's the worst part is I can't smoke weed. That's how I normally cope with being stressed so it makes it that much worse. She's just got me doing a million different things at once to the point where I don't even have time to go workout at the ...
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Think of it like this: if you show us a blackface picture, most of us will identify it as zwarte piet, the cheerful and friendle helper of sinterklaas. Show it to an American, they'll say it's a racist representation of black people. Do you really want to share this with...
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42623773]Day after molly feels bad man, real bad. Like I'm about ready to just say fuck it and walk outta my grandmas house I can't take it.[/QUOTE] Ah man, you know whats causing it, so be strong and dont give in! [editline]23rd October 2013[/editlin...
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[QUOTE=mobrockers;42621536]Uh I dunno, people (unless they're my friends) don't really like it when you call them 'neger' where I live.[/QUOTE] Well you don't call people by their skin colour, you call them by their name.
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Also here's a video of a bunch of coloured people who weren't even half as offended as some of the people in this thread. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJeUye3zZnU[/media]
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[QUOTE=zupadupazupadude;42621377]According to Teddybeer's post, there has been an attempt to do that, but it failed apparently.[/QUOTE] Yeah the people that organized it got death threats. (False) Death threats to people over this silly thing, sometimes people in this count...
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[QUOTE=Atlascore;42621206] Also addressing people purely by their skin color is offensive here too I don't know what the fuck you're smoking.[/QUOTE] I think he meant to say that in America it isn't a problem if you say, "that black person over there", in his country he w...
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[QUOTE=Atlascore;42620779]Wow you guys are extremely racist, the fact that you have no problem with something called "Niggers* Kisses" or the ridiculous amount of characters portrayed in black face is absurd. *Which is a racial slur, crying about it being a part of your racis...
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[QUOTE=Elecbullet;42620475]Lucid dreaming is fun. It's so realistic and all i can think of is sexing every girl I see. but if i sex irl i will get in trouble. so I use Harry Potter spells to get their clothes off. if it works i know I'm dreaming![/QUOTE] Thats a good t...
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42619177]Yeah well, maybe they just missed, I would never hide anything where I would look, if I was a guard. Are you going to Qlimax as well?[/QUOTE] Bit too big for my likings and it's sold out anyways. Enjoy yourself though!
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42611593]Quite easy to get shit in, at least last year, I accidentally forgot a knife in my wallet and they didn't notice it, they didn't even open my pack of cigarettes and didn't look under my hat so yeah Otherwise, just put it in a plastic bag in your und...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42618086]this is anecdotal but someone in my family married a suriname woman who was black and shes been the victim of anything from having allochtoon yelled at her (she lives in gelderland), to being physically threatened. you don't have to take it as fac...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42618032]your history, as like many european nations, is not clean, at all, when it comes to racism against black people and i thought your characterisation of racial segregation as "an American thing" was really bad is that clear[/QUOTE] Ah like th...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42617982]apartheid is a dutch word... come on, this is a huge huge lack of historical awareness.[/QUOTE] I know about apartheid, but I don't see how it has to do with what I said.
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[QUOTE=ItsMozy;42617899]Now, we cannot deny that Zwarte Piet is racist. We say his skin etc come from going up and down chimneys but we all understand that it is a depicture of a "dumb black guy". We also understand the history of our nation, we became one of the richest count...
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;42617687]yeah just like not all gay people are offended by the word faggot that doesn't make it any less offensive[/QUOTE] I was just showing that your post made no sense: [QUOTE=Rusty100;42617612]show this to any black person and see how they react (it w...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42617659]one guy literally said "thats offensive to us" what are you even trying to do[/QUOTE] And another one literally says "thats not offensive". I was trying to show Rusty that not every black person is offended by this.
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;42617612]i don't think a lot of people know about dutch traditions. are you seriously saying people are just being white knights just because they think its incredibly offensive? show this to any black person and see how they react (it will be the same as any o...
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;42617530] it's black face it IS racist in this day and age. just because you've been doing something a long time doesn't mean you should keep doing it. pertinent example: slavery[/QUOTE] We don't have the term 'blackface' here. I guess that's something A...
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Ok I said I was going to leave this thread, but one more thing. [QUOTE=thisispain;42617515]all it takes is for dutch society to get honest about it, and the practice will probably disappear or be replaced with something else as the society becomes more and more mixed from imm...
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[QUOTE=acds;42617496]Is it racist? Maybe. Should people care? Nope.[/QUOTE] You're right, there probably won't change a lot anyways and even if it does, I doubt everyone is suddenly going to change the way the celebrate this event. I'm out! [t]http://i.imgur.com/IV4tej7.jpg...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42617436]this is absolutely ridiculous, theres no tie to slavery or colonialism in that article at all. they're two completely different things as far as that article is concerned. and what bearing does a tradition in Iran have to do with this?[/QUOTE] ...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42617367]i dont see how having black people on your side makes what you say any different whether you think the debate is silly or not is null. it's a historical debate that has continued on since post-colonialism was an academic concept.[/QUOTE] I'm try...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42617301] well be irritated as much as you want but people are going to have a debate about zwarte piet whether you like it or not[/QUOTE] True but the debate is a silly one and both sides are misinformed(see my posts) or come with silly arguments: [URL]htt...
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[QUOTE=-Rusty-;42617266]sounds like the jjokerr is getting offended that other people are getting offended but maybe his posts just seem that way to me[/QUOTE] No it just irritates me that because a few people are offended we should change a tradition that has nothing to d...
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[QUOTE=Limed00d;42617232]aw man i hope you get a 2x gift bonus[/QUOTE] I stopped getting gifts from santa when I was around 7. Sinterklaas is a celebration we still enjoy regardless of age. [QUOTE=thisispain;42617253]i dont know how you can put "racism" in quotes when its p...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;42617191]that says more about you than zwarte piet...[/QUOTE] About me and the people I converse with yes, I know that my friends all think the same thing. I guess it says something about our parents being able to see past the "racism" in the event or they...
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You're all missing the point, until I read the wikipedia article a moment ago I thought he was black from the chimney. Even then it has nothing to do with racism these days. And again, there's plenty black people that dont mind the blackfaces here, its only a minority. W...
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[QUOTE=Crazy;42617099]Reminds me of how they changed the name of a finnish candy, because people thought it was racist. Roughly translated the candies were called "Niggers kisses". Now they are "Chocolate kisses". We also had a card game called "Black Pete", but now it's...
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It's only a small amount of our population that finds this offensive and all for the wrong reasons. There's plenty coloured people that live here and have enjoyed the celebration the same way white people did. Anyone who finds this racist is racist themselves. Just because ...
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Are people like this just really "smart" spambots?
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42611282]So uh, how good is it to mix weed with ecstacy? I'm going to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpZwMzeYv0"]Qlimax[/URL] next month, and I wanna get the most out of it. Or if I just skip the E, and go full out weed.[/QUOTE] Oh shit Qlimax, fuc...
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This shit sounds horribly interesting but as far as I can see they don't sell it here anymore because of all these side effects. [editline]22nd October 2013[/editline] :(
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[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;42604533]I almost always get light headed when i stand up after sitting for a while, it's bad when i'm super baked but still happens sober. Is this cause of poor hydration? Like tunnel-vision/no vision light headed[/QUOTE] I get that shit all the time....
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[QUOTE=mrmr;42610269]Goddamn hiccups are driving me crazy.[/QUOTE] Fill your mouth with water, do a handstand and swallow whilst upside down. WORKS FOR ME EVERYTIME!
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[QUOTE=geogzm;42607608]dd decide my fate do i map with hammer or learn more about web development[/QUOTE] Learn about web development and fuck around in hammer whenever you feel like fucking around in hammer.
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You'd have to take quite a bit of acid to start seeing that I imagine. [editline]22nd October 2013[/editline] Without looking at the video.
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[QUOTE=KillerTele;42595092]Had anyone here ever tried taking a dose of shrooms then gone to bed? If you manage to fall asleep before the shrooms kick in I could guess you'd have some wild dreams.[/QUOTE] And if you don't fall asleep and it kicks in you're in a dark room, i...
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[QUOTE=GTbrawlers;42573916], if anyone was to be contacted nowadays it would be TjJoker which now goes by another name and wants nothing to do with AJ as he has bootleg.[/QUOTE] My name was too confusing and everbody kept calling me weird names. So I changed it. And don...
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Rattyysthbt Touch screen sucks for this.
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[QUOTE=Gubbygub;42564835]Good idea but I already have 2 jobs, but one is at my campus so as soon as I get dropped from school I wknt have that one, and the other is a decent drive away, but my car is still in my parents name and I wont be able to take that.[/QUOTE] - Start...
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[QUOTE=CubeManv2;42561966]I've corrected a few of the errors, Thank you. Funnily enough two debates into associations and they pulled this page citing issues that I speak about. None mentioned any broken english. Then again, We have candidates in office or running for office c...
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This is what he told me in a PM: [QUOTE=pirress] okej My idea is to be able to find people who are 100 or 300 meters to then be able to poke them if they want to talk to me they must accept my poke and then we will be able to write to each other if you get it.[/QUOTE]
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I was expecting something more like this... [IMG_THUMB]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110706080160/en.futurama/images/d/d8/Leela-wristband.jpg[/IMG_THUMB]
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M solo can ne great, I danced around my house wearing a headset blasting music for like 6 hours once. Twas hilarious and dancing is the best.
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[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;42544600]That seems awesome to do while tripping frogs. While I haven't been in a sensory deprivation tank I sometimes place myself in environments of complete darkness. That way all you see is CEVs, closing or opening your eyes doesn't change a thing, thus ...
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Any of you all ever chilled in a sensory deprivation tank? Seems like a relaxing experience from what I've seen on the interwebs, might try it out some time soon.
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Wait wait wait, there's stoner etiquettes? Shit man I've smoking up people fo free :(
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Bit late now but.. Dont you have neighbours you can ask for matches? That would've been an option.
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This is also great news for people in Atlantis.
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[QUOTE=TCB;42510479]dd is only visible to facepunch members if that means anything to you[/QUOTE] Yeah guess I'm just paranoid.
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Since I've applied for a job a while ago I've been wondering, should I be more careful what I post on the internet? DD in particular? I mean if a company were to google into me they'd probably come to DD pretty fast. Perhaps I should go and snip all my posts and change my u...
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[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42509537]This isn't a movie. I'm not defending anyone, hence: Get to your thick head of yours what other people are trying to tell you, you know, read and comprehend ffs it's like none of you have gone to school[/QUOTE] Do you ever socialize outside of the...
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;42509267]no just clearly in the minority of reasonable humans[/QUOTE] You keep talking about us saying "that's the way facepunch responds to these kind of videos", but in this thread you and DaysBefore are the ones being unreasonable. There is NOTHING "e...
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;42508995]good job trying to dehumanize them. the harsh reality is that they are probably just like you or me but had an incredibly traumatic or hard life or fell under intense times. nobody puts themselves in life or death situations because that was the easies...
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Chilling with mates and we're wondering how we can fix up a bong to smoke salvia from? Anyone got any instructions for a good salvia bong? Or another way to smoke it? Aint got no apples.
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It will be stillborn anyways so fuck it.
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The fact you are trying to glitch is whats wrong. Losers.
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Why was the dryer running without it being turned on D: I'm scared.
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[QUOTE=TCB;42479899]weed without tobacco is wasteful though[/QUOTE] Tobacco without weed is wasteful as well!
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[QUOTE=Cureless;42479814]Get rid of the tobacco and fill'er up with all ganj' and you're perfect. Bump, smoking and drinking in the tinychat if any homies wanna hang[/QUOTE] At least keep some tobacco close to the tip so you dont have to ignite your face to get to the l...
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So is everyone here able to play GTA Online now then? Am I the only one that constantly gets "Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now" all the time? And when I do get in by some miracle, I can play as the character I made, but when I leave and try to play again lat...
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Cant wait for the BlendTec video on this.
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None of that shit is old gold. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIvxZ_5ekA[/media]
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