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Recently bought GTA V for PC (already had it for XBOX360) and still love the game to death. If you disregard all the filler in singleplayer then it's a really good game with great game design. I feel like when I'm moving from mission to mission I am seeing parts of the world f...
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I'm not a guy that normally lies, but I've got myself in a situation where I think I need to in order to spare some hurt feelings. Alternatively I tell the truth which boils down to "I can't stand your personality anymore". How do I end this friendship with this sensitive per...
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Pretty cool, reminds me of what people hear when they play certain songs backwards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYG2oZXSvdE
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A quick reminder on the technological wonderland that Estonia has for it's public services: https://e-estonia.com/
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The loss of life here is tragic and it looks like a chaotic situation in which they made an excellent attempt to minimize the loss. Though I must admit this is a really interesting and kind of "cool" video to see what happens in combat situations, how they handle it and how u...
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This is some 1984 thot police bullshit
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You can punch me in the face at any time in any place for something Boards of Canada related. Damn I love that music
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Repeating smart people doesn't make you look smart! - a republican politician smartie
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It's because there are more ships being made and put into the sea every day that the sea level is rising. If we get rid of all rocks and ships the seawater won't rise. Alternatively I could shovel some sand from the sea bottom onto a pile in my backyard and lower it again. ...
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If you understand the basics of PHP then all that code is easy as pie and makes perfect 'sense'. Moving the multiline comment up 1 line makes it clearer what's happening though: $$$foo = 'frobozz'; "Make a variable with the name set to the value of the variable named by the v...
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About the hate above: It might be different around the world, but over here shelters train the animals and give a fair warning on the character of the animal. If you're not willing to take care of an animal why have one at all? Do you think any animal will just be nice if yo...
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In mijn ervaring is de schoolpas genoeg, maar lastig doen bedrijven wel vaker.
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I was using temples as an example, my post can still apply to what you meant and yes it is a good album name, that'll be 500 Canadian dollars please. Fixed royalty regardless of the profit you make.
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Name it FUCKINGSHITOURNAMEWASTAKEN and always say it's pronounced 'Temples'. Or on a more serious note: If you like temples or something like it you could go for TMPLS and just have it be pronounced temples.
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Man I love these asian tv shows where you're just bombarded with different fonts of texts making reactions. It's such an uncommon way to do television and it always seems like they're taking the piss of asian tv when it's just ~real~
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Theres not so much wrong with the park itself, the management is terrible though. Euro Disney has a shitton of details and features which I'm sure the American parks would welcome.
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I can confirm that this user can remember this without looking at an old image of the forums, thanks to this article.
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I screwed up sending coins to my mate by having him make a bounty post. I'm stupid, but here's the thread where I reward him the 200 coins (including the 90 he accidentally sent me) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML_Wk4dedww
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Yes man, it's terrible for cows as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA
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Had no idea who this was until today when I saw this video and remembered I had seen the name here before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0bsKc4tiuY I couldn't describe a more mentally healthy way to look at life and approach your problems. And I wouldn't ever say she...
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If they can show some numbers that gang violence is indeed down, then I'm all in for some paint on property, rather than dead bodies laying around. Though how real some of those weapons look at first sight I can imagine some people gonna get shot by the police any day now.
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Can't believe how much he missed out on JSTT-man. Like when you can see him mourning the loss of his family in s05e03 when homer and Bart drive by the graveyard. I think it's one of the most memorable moments in the whole of Simpsons
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Yeah problem with most side effect articles is they're all anecdotal. I'll guess i'll hit up my GP and see what they say.
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As someone sensitive to depression and psychosis is there any evidence the risk is increased or is it a literal gamble?
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Thanks to my dad I've got a pretty bad receding hairline creating giant damn coves that look like the Bermuda triangles of hair loss. Should probably start trying to slow it, but I'm not familiar with the ways to handle it and possible negative side-effects.
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I don't care for this idea anymore: A "social" driving app where you can voice chat with nearby drivers and scream at them for being idiots, whilst collecting an in-game currency for driving certain distances that you can spend on accessories for your driver profile.
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I had a similar dream this week after seeing a Dennys for the first time in my life. In my dream I saw one of those replacable letter signs under the Dennys logo say "you're eating here". Confused yet intrigued I went inside only to find a restaurant filled with me eating in...
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I understand people being confused about what to do when encountering a bear, do you lay down, stay still, run? But I'm pretty sure taking a selfie is pretty obviously not the thing to do.
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If I hadn't gotten such a bad taste in my mouth from ASP. NET MVC the first time I had to use it I'm sure I'd be using it right now. Problem is I had to learn and be able to teach the stuff within 2 months and I got caught in a patch-a-palooza of different versions and "oh n...
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No problem man and to extend to that the fact garry runs a relatively smaller company and therefor is a smaller target mostly counters my initial thought. To further the discussion a bit though, since you posted a list on what to do safely with passwords shows a missing ite...
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I'm sorry i wasnt clear enough, let me elaborate : I trust Twitter, Google and Facebook more to have proper procedures and testing streets in place to prevent mistakes like logging in plain text happening. As a software developer I know that in theory security is not a hard...
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I'd trust a service like Twitter, Facebook or Google before I trust garry to do anything regarding to security. Which I can motivate by the fact that those services hire more than a dozen engineers trained to make authentication secure. Although as shown now, every human mak...
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What I get from this whole thread is that Mr Disrespect over here cheated on his wife and gets mad at default internet behavior. Seems to me like someone is getting internet attention that he really doesn't deserve or if he did doesn't know how to cope with. Only reason I ...
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These games are a problem, but I wouldn't blaim it on the developers. They did an excellent job if this was requested by the client. Anyone who has ever worked for an organization will know that you don't get to pick and choose what you work on and saying you should "just qu...
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This just in: every multi-player game ever disables all kinds of chat due to not being able to moderate all communications
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I can think of a dozen ways this could accidentally happen. The most obvious one is where a developer logged all account information on registration or login and made the false assumption that the password wouldn't be in the data logged. Either way their testing of this logg...
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This is what I went with and I'm super happy with it. At one point my pc did restart out of nowhere without logs or anything whilst playing Gta V, though it was probably because it was a pretty hot day and my pc had been running all day.
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Aangezien ik op vakantie ben op een van onze mooie koloniƫn ben ik niet echt op de hoogte van wat er aan de hand is in ons thuisland, maar mensen die gaan schreeuwen of dat willen gaan doen op een moment van herdenking mogen van mij preventief 300 km van het evenement afgezet ...
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Lol just turn of the telescreen or talk in code mate, the Thought Police can't get you if you're creative. This is literally 1984 on steroids.
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"Outrage after repeated references to slavery in online multi-player games The term owned, in reference to the owning of a person and therefor controlling their demise, has sparked outrage in the overwatch community." - A journalist with non natural hair colour
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I'd be very interested to hear your thoughts on what optimizations UE4 lacks @Shasoleosh ! Please don't be frightened to get technical, I'm sure some of us here can manage
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This is a great book, enjoy it! Yesterday I finished 1984. It took me a month to get through the first hundred pages, but after that I finished it in a couple hours because Holy shit that rolled into lightning speed fast. Great book. Today I'm going to start on Halo: last ...
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There is but you won't ever reach it. If garry hasn't purposefully coded one then it is likely the maximum of the datatype the number is stored as: Some of these could be it: C# Data Types but I'm going to guess it's uint, so 4,294,967,295
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If you've been finding yourself doing Facebook iq tests recently then I think I can give you an answer to that.
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*cough* maybe this guy doesn't want his ip stored on your servers any longer
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Holy shit that trump tweet: "A sketch years later about a nonexistent man. A total con job, playing the Fake News Media for Fools (but they know it)!" He is all over the place... Is he admitting that the fake news media are not fools and they can identify fake news?
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I think they may be trying to say that on the far right you have introvert loners doing a lot of damage. This makes them difficult to find and dangerous. And on the other side you have an organized group of aggressors with masks doing a lot of damage. This makes them difficu...
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"There is no evidence that the crime was racially, ethnically or religiously motivated, University police said." Then why does it matter it was a Jewish cemetery? Terrible nonetheless but it just seems like an idiotic move whilst under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
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Existential conflict + depression is a pretty terrible combination. Also people using "I'm depressed" as a way of expressing temporary sadness or even just for "meme-ing" need to stop asap, because like shown in the few posts above it renders a lot of distrust towards this s...
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Only valid reason I see to ask questions about lab grown animal products is: if these animals serve no purpose to us in terms of consumption, who the hell is going to keep them and for what reason? I don't think anyone is going to keep a hundred cows just for fun :/ If everyt...
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Seeing that trailer it looks more like something that would scare adults, rather than kids. Like Rapors said, I'm sure any commotion from the parents would be scarier to a kid than this psychological horrorfilms' trailer. Though I don't have kids and am going more on my own ...
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I opened this hoping for some jokes about reporters being inconsiderate vultures, but this is just reading out the worst stuff you can find online which has always been worth not wasting time on.
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This is a great example of everything wrong with how people look at school results. "Oh they're having trouble reading time of an analog clock, remove the clocks" "Oh they're getting bad grades for math and not passing their exams, lets make it not count to get your diploma"...
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I'm sorry I didn't ask the first time, but which one? šŸ˜‚
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Are you using an online tool for WCAG testing or have you got some code watcher that gives out this really useful report?
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To add onto this: A nice way to learn for me was to get an existing project and build upon it. Look at existing features and try to replicate them/re-purpose them for new uses. With a broad knowledge of the addons and gamemodes out there you can always find features that cont...
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Voice reminds me of this classic: https://youtu.be/tKNhPpUR0Pg
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I just want to let you know that youve made yourself a DenverCoder9 with a really bad attitude. If you fixed something, share it on the forum so others can benefit. "email me" or "ask me for help" doesn't help anyone a few months or even years from now and "nvm fixed it" lit...
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Laundromat in de buurt evt? Of ouders/verzorgers in de buurt waar je wekelijks langs kan om je was te droppen?
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I always listen to the same tracks in my playlists because I'm really picky in the music I like. When I use discover I constantly find myself switching songs which I hate because I don't want to interact with my Spotify when I'm listening to music.
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This was the first thing I thought since blacker than very black black is worth a lot of money
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Do you want a chrome book or spend 200$ on Samsung projects? Because if you don't then there's no use in paying for that "free" stuff just to get a bit faster internet. The 40$ plan looks fine
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Perhaps choking the lion with the soft though firm skull of a newborn child is a way to efficiently achieve the desired results.
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I implemented Lua script loading into Unreal Engine and boy it was a breeze. What I am noticing though is that my lack of C++ knowledge is really working against me + my desire to create insanely abstract systems that allow easier implementation is making things just a tad bi...
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I can't even begin to imagine how this guy will feel looking back at his life when he's on his deathbed.
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I like how Dutch churches are used to just play songs these days. When I still lived in the city center every weekend I heard different songs coming from the church including the Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean themes
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Bit of an old vid, but it popped into my suggestions and it's a great watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs
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HYPER-REALITY (a short film about AR)
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Take out the gfx card and this specific screen won't show.
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Ik denk dat ik facepunch moet opgeven want ik zie nu dat er een directe student van mij ook hier op dit forum zit. Of ik moet heel erg op gaan letten dat ik het goede voorbeeld geef, maar ik vertrouw mijzelf niet op het internet.
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Tsjah inspectie is er dus heb mijn donnays trainings broek, witte sokken, Adidas slippers en hempie maar thuis gelaten
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Oh noes, ja dat zou best kunnen aangezien ik al de hele tijd op en neer aan het rennen ben deze ochtend.
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Got the wrong cooler. On the packaging it said it didn't support am4 though the people's that helped me build it and pc parts picker said it would work fine together... Either way with help from my colleagues I installed it today. I wouldn't have been able to do it myself in...
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It started with me not being able to get off the default cpu cooler mount from the motherboard because 1 screw was in too tight. Ended up fucking it up so bad it was impossible to get out with a screwdriver. Had to drive to my parents to get pincers to just snap the fucker off...
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Just got all my parts together today. Tried building it myself. I give up after 2 hours and will gladly pay someone to do this. I'm never touching hardware in my life again and just stick to programming. God I hate everything that has to do with building a PC and I'm glad th...
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I like the idea of making it a home server a lot. I'll leave the reward as it stands and wait for some other people to come with ideas. But if by next Sunday there isn't a good idea I'll accept your answer, Snek.
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Since we've got a macOS section now, let's talk about Apple laptops! So about 5 years ago I bought a MacBook Air, 11 inch (128gb). I bought it with the intention to compile iOS applications on it, not much more. Since then I've been distracted with about a thousand other pro...
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What to do with my MacBook Air?
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"We'd have to change the name from Jones to Joan. And there would be nothing wrong with that," he said when asked whether he would make the infamous explorer female. Spielberg and Harrison Ford are set to reunite to film the fifth installment in theĀ Indiana JonesĀ franchise ne...
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Steven Spielberg is open to making Indiana Jones a Woman
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Who will take his place? Do we have any candidates in mind? I can try, but it won't be pretty...
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Gerrit heeft soms goeie ideeƫn maar de uitvoering is negen van de elf keer dramatisch
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I'm going to need some back story, a news article and preferably some close up pictures of those bugs being burnt to the fucking ground because I'm laying in bed not feeling very comfortable atm
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Why do I feel like I was bamboozled out of my coin? This won't be the last you'll hear of me.
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Loving the slapstick walking animations in this game
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If you want to pump out services for customers you can't proceed without looking into containerization. Docker is a good way to get this done. Last weekend I made a couple of Dockerfile's and docker-compose file which allows me to spin up a WordPress installation on my VPS wi...
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A good alternative is a phone, text messages and visiting the people you want to communicate with.
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Ondanks dat dit waar is, vind ik dit nog steeds vervelend om te horen
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Daarnaast mag je leven met de opmerking "wtf?" iedere keer als iemand even op jouw apparaat zit.
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Entered Let's give this a try
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Yes, now @everyone has a notification
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Windows blocks Google for making illegal content easy to find. Hardware manufacturers block operating systems for making illegal content easy to obtain Case makers block hardware for make it possible to make operating systems with which illegal content can be easily obtaine...
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Inject https://forum.facepunch.com/manifest?json=1 with one of these methods https://stackoverflow.com/questions/8578617/inject-a-script-tag-with-remote-src-and-wait-for-it-to-execute Should be copy paste adjust and done in a jiffy
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I have given up my job and am now solely living on facepunch coins. Thanks everyone!
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I can't delete this quote on my phone, ignore it Is there anything you want to learn? This seems like a great opportunity to experiment with newer technologies and do something useful for both yourself and your organization.
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Does that guy always wear a bra?
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If you bring either of those you posted I don't think the seams are the only thing that are going to be uncomfortable around you
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