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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/39Jii.png[/IMG] There are people like this. :suicide:
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One of the Facebook comments from the article: [QUOTE]David Bellamy one less idiot to have to worry if my tax money will hve to keep comfortble...[/QUOTE] :suicide:
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Uhm, I think a Steam group would be more suitable rather than a Facebook page.
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[QUOTE=Overv;37250092]I just arrived in Cologne and I'll be there tomorrow when it opens for everyone. Anyone else here coming?[/QUOTE] Sucks to be you.
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Is Facebase down? If not, can someone give me the IP please?
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Facebase server is great.
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Well, I hate the shit out of most DarkRP servers and Zombie Survival gets boring and tedious in a matter of seconds. I usually just like well coded games that make sense, work well and are fun to play. Deception was great whilst it lasted, but that's long dead. I feel like bla...
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[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/xmk2uc.png[/IMG] [editline]3rd August 2012[/editline] Also Indian food.
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I wonder if his reggae will be decent? Unfortunately, I somehow doubt it.
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Obligatory: [video=youtube;PSEYXWmEse8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8[/video]
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What times is the server usually at its most active? I really wanna play SPS more, but whenever I check the playerlist there's only about 4 people online.
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[QUOTE]What actually happened last night and why Jord doesn't know anything: I was the AI. There were cultists and no security officers. Well, there was one, but he gave the clown security gear and then they both went braindead or something. The CMO, atmos technician and mor...
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[QUOTE=Daggoth;36778126]I'm going to set it up so that the captain will be able to pick from several lawsets at round start. This should make AI a bit more lively from round to round and should also solve some of the problems with both asimov and corporate lawsets.[/QUOTE] ...
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[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;36744596]>assistant >traitor, rev >SOMEHOW GET PROMOTED TO HEAD OF SECURITY. >get outfitted >SPS crashs.[/QUOTE] Goddamn incompetent traitors. Also, server crashing is doing my fucking head in.
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Goddamn cult rounds.
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I feel dumb now. :suicide:
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[QUOTE=BadderSanta;36737179]Why?[/QUOTE] Because typing out "say" everytime I want to say something is fucking annoying.
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Yeah. Also, the server needs to have the "say" command auto-filled after use in the command box.
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Yeah, Honkers made my day as the detective too. It was nice throwing in the prison wing for a bit.
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From the website: [QUOTE]Goblins arrive at their target village/town now and split up into several groups which will very soon be causing trouble. The mayhem has to work at each of the different resolutions (on the other side of the world, with the abstract site map loaded,...
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[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;36737002]Dammit I was halfway through writing an insanity letter/warning.[/QUOTE] Were you the clown?
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Fucking hell. Make that a million and one crashes.
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Server up. Hooray.
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Oh great the server's down for the millionth time. [editline]12th July 2012[/editline] Also, what do these skills do?
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It's on the Byond server list. Hoooraaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy. [editline]12th July 2012[/editline] Also, I'll be writing out Woody's Got Wood for the station harddrive.
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Hate to ask, but how long until the server's back up?
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Is the server down? None of the links from the past two pages are working and I can't find it on the Byond server list.
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[QUOTE=MrDestroyer;36726453]Join the facepunch station. I'll help you out, I'm an admin there.[/QUOTE] Facepunch station lags too much.
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byond://play.insertplayer.com:1336 /vg/ server, JackalD. New round is starting soon and it shouldn't be too laggy.
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[QUOTE=Jackald;36726237]Alright i've calmed down from my r-r-r-r-r-ragequit at the hands of a suicide bomber, so i'm gonna give this another go, anyone wanna join with me and help me out?[/QUOTE] Which server are you on? I'll join as Jim Moriarty.
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Why hasn't anyone made SCP based objects and gamemodes for SS13 yet? SCP-993 as the clown. SCP-131 and 131B flying around the station as everyone's favourite ( short lived ) buddies. SCP-610 based disease gamemode, which the virologist is sure to love. For a dedicated programm...
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Goddammit. I'll have to play another time, crew.
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Stuck on 79% downloaded. So that's my download speeds that have dropped too. R.I.P Byond and Spacepunch.
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Nevermind, I found the IP. I think.
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:zoid: :dance: :words: :rock:
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BUT WHAT IS THIS IP?
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IC name is Jim Moriarty. Haven't joined yet, but I'll get on soon. IP?
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[QUOTE=Kumagoro;36675698]Guess I might just give this thing a go! Downloading resources and logging in to Facepunch Station 13. Try not to get me murdered in the first 5 seconds of the game, pretty please :v:[/QUOTE] Start as an assistant and work your way up to a more p...
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[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;36667214]hi im Alison[/QUOTE] Hi Alison. Fuck you. :v: [editline]8th July 2012[/editline] In seriousness, thank you for making my round as a detective exciting for once.
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[QUOTE=joost1120;36662596]Oh you, the guy that didn't listen to anyone in court. Also, it wasn't a grenade, it was Dik Dik van Dik, who later got banned, who dragged a toxin canister to the courtroom. You guys were all so slow. If I had access it wouldn't have happened.[/QUOTE...
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Changelog. [QUOTE][URL="http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=100851.msg3432279#msg3432279"]Here's a Future of the Fortress[/URL] reply with various information about what we're working on. I'm now having civilizations decide to attack other sites in play, starting...
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Oh man, yesterday's round was intense. >be detective called "Jim Moriarty" >chapel gets blown up ten minutes into the game >engineers repair it, destroying all evidence >get a call from someone called Daal saying that Alison Chanes stole their ID >chase up on Chanes, br...
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Thank you for my invite. :smile:
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[QUOTE=joost1120;36645245]You know you fucked up when you try to drag a guy to genetics, but end up in space. [editline]6th July 2012[/editline] Don't worry though, that's a normal thing. My first time playing ended up with a space walk too.[/QUOTE] My first THREE ...
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[QUOTE=Feihc;36614212]Yes, they are terrifying in game. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kLRnWDYbLM&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE] Blink one eye at a time.
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Oh man. >be clown >decide to switch to chef for pranking reasons >dumb HoP gives me kitchen access >dress up with a chef's apron, but no chef's hat >chef has the chef's hat >chef keeps hinting that he's going to eat me >decide to relieve him of his duties >steal a ch...
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[QUOTE=Map in a box;36601557]There really isn't a purpose for gmod either. [B]It's just for fun.[/B][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://4stor.com/images/z0DV.png[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Liem;36552540]Bunking?[/QUOTE] Not going to school when I'm supposed to be going to school. :dance:
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[QUOTE]I accidently made napalm in the chemistry lab, it instantly engulfed the entire lab and I ran out while on fire looking for a fire extinguisher to put myself out with, I found one right outside the door, picked it up and promptly smashed myself in the face with it, knoc...
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Count me out of the succession game; I just got grounded for bunking school.
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I'd like to join the succession game, if we have one.
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[QUOTE=KillerLUA;36498319] [B]te gusta?[/B][/QUOTE] Yes please.
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Kill every elf, human and goblin so that the rest are forced into hiding and begin the dwarf master race world. :v:
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[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;36457336]I hope you're shitting me Hause[/QUOTE] What the hell is that in the background?
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I prefer to start earlier with my history and make it up and shape the world myself. Also I don't like having so much history that I can't actually keep track of it.
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[QUOTE=Mrfantasticool;36397435]Well because dragons suck and the dragon-siege trap I made failed I have now trapped 2 dead dragons and an entire elven siege in a 10x10 room. What should I do with these damn elves? I can't think of anything to do to them.[/QUOTE] Show the...
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[QUOTE=Skarr;36278076]Wow stop trying to greentext, silly[/QUOTE] It doesn't need to be green to be greentext. It just needs heart.
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[QUOTE=Adarrek;36275129]Wow looks like sealing off my fort is worth it. A drow merchant died leaving a cage then a bunch of panda men opened it and it contained a tamed dragon. Needless to say it killed all of them and now i have a tamed dragon. What should i do with it?[/QUO...
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Just saw this on the dev log: [QUOTE]Capturing people alive and interrogations Non-lethal fights, AI understanding the difference and the possible escalation to actual combat Ability to disarm opponents Ability to hold somebody and immobilize them Ability to attempt to ...
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[QUOTE=gufu;36255159]Hell, I'd be happy for that update to come in a year or tree, because if the gangs can overlap, you can end up being forced to kill more and more human enemies, as first you take on gangs, then villages, then the cities, AND THEN THE WORLD![/QUOTE] But...
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I'd rather that Crytek chilled out in the F2P market than fucked up with, say, the EA market.
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Judging by the development log on the webpage, we could be waiting quite a while. Most of these things don't even look like they've been started yet.
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Sounds great. How long do you think before it's released?
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I honestly can't see enough of the Halo community playing this. It seems such a shame; most of them just play team slayer.
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V for Vendetta. 6/10 + V was very well done as a character. - Predictable. - Bad atmosphere and setting. - Not much in the way of in-depth characters. Really didn't like this film.
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ANCEENT EEVIL
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[QUOTE=loopoo;36183450]Buddy, this question has been asked so often. If you set your pop cap to 20, you'll receive migrant waves until you're at or exceed the 20 pop limit. So, say you have 19 dwarves? The next migrant wave could be anything from 1 dwarf to 50 dwarves. So y...
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If I change my population cap in init.txt to 20, will my dwarves still breed past the cap? I'm sick of fucking useless as shit migrants turning up and eating all my shit, but I think allowing dwarves to breed is a whole different story altogether.
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we should all play Roblox for the next two weeks.
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Should've made a poll for this.. In my opinion, Far Cry 3 looks to be a pile of crap. The developers put a lot of hype into the multiplayer and it turns out just to be a Call of Duty cop-out, so that's a no go. As far Crysis 3.. well, I hate to admit it, but I have bad f...
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[QUOTE=garry;36166811]I'm adding a `link` tool to GMod. I guess it's kinda like a simple version of wire. By default I'll just be enabling `linking` buttons to stuff like lamps, wheels, thrusters, hoverballs. This is pretty much a request for input before I get too deep int...
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You'll all be happy to know that I won't be playing here until some new MC updates come out. See you guys in four years.
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Out of interest, is adventure mode worth playing long-term? Or is it more of a WIP at the moment?
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Just started playing this game for the first time. On my fourth try with a new world, all my dwarves died of thirst and the two left went insane, ripped all their clothes off and killed eachother. I love this game.
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[QUOTE=FSU;36153611]I don't have any idea on how to even survive long enough to get food.[/QUOTE] Spawn is much easier to escape from nowadays, what with a lot of melon farms popping up.
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Perfectly fine with this. My mother has mental illness, and her medication has some serious effects on her weight and physical appearance. It's at a stage where it actually depresses her a bit and she spends a lot of time talking about trying to surgically lose weight. I im...
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So when do we blow up ByB?
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So sad to see Crytek up there with EA.
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[QUOTE=JustGman;36105164]Half the fun of 2b2t is figuring out ways to get away from spawn and surviving until you can get somewhere relatively safe.[/QUOTE] The other half is aimlessly trying to save the spawn.
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Custom Job - Rapist.
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Thread's barely been up for an hour, and Funion is already rating us all.
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Oh great, now we are fucked. It's only a matter of time until someone posts some fake co-ordinates on the MOTD.
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tf2 backpack.
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[QUOTE=TCB;36065953]We all say the same to you.[/QUOTE] Well I guess that says a lot about 2b2t, then.
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[QUOTE=Zero Vector;36058691]I want to like this, but the entirety of the chat consists of horrible memes and nearly every line starts with ">mfw"[/QUOTE] We don't like you either.
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[QUOTE=wertel;35996005]Can someone get on and help me towards 2B2T? Ingame name is Wertel.[/QUOTE] Start running.
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[QUOTE=KnightVista;35962534]Facepunch vs. 4chan vs. Reddit.[/QUOTE] Facepunch + 4chan vs Reddit
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[QUOTE=Electrocuter;35953989]From the gameplay trailer it looks like just another F2P FPS ala A.V.A or Combat Arms, what's special about it?[/QUOTE] You can slide across the floor.
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So how does the, uh.. "fixed" spawn look?
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[QUOTE=ColdWave;35931114]Shootaaa is placing dirt all around the spawn for no reason... Edit: Apparently we are fixing the spawn.[/QUOTE] Someone tried that ages ago, and from what I heard, it didn't work. He's probably just fucking around.
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[QUOTE=michaelrule4;35872162]GOT SOME SHIT YOU WANT TO SUBMIT? SEND IT TO [url]http://2b2t.tk/submit[/url][/QUOTE] What a great idea!
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[QUOTE=Scionicsins;35870239]Someone mentioned about potentially making a library for the next patch. I got bored and started construction.[/QUOTE] Me. I wouldn't bother unless you have ink for some books. First thing I'm gonna do once I get far out enough to build is go...
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Go stick your head in a pig.
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So I was talking to Shootaa this morning on the server about using these new books in the next update as personal self-journals. He said that they don't actually sign automatically, rather the player decides when to sign it and prevent editing..
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[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;35747886]How do you clientside ignore a player?[/QUOTE] Turn off your brain.
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[QUOTE=Scionicsins;35731864]Google minecraft and just click any result that pops up. Really not that difficult.[/QUOTE] Found it. I can't wait to stack a library full of Mein Kampf.
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[QUOTE=TCB;35719830]When the next update hits, writable books are gonna be added. This is gonna change 2b2t a bit, I think.[/QUOTE] Source?
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[QUOTE] Mr Skaugen said that those who use the integrated GPU (graphics processing unit) on the chips, rather than a separate graphics card, would see some of the biggest gains. He said the processing speed had been significantly boosted since Sandy Bridge, meaning devices wo...
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