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[QUOTE=milktree;52894561]I'd probably kill myself soon if it weren't for my two golden retrievers. i feel like only I can take care of them.[/QUOTE] Why kill yourself when you have a badass avatar like that?
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I think my social anxiety makes me one creepy fucking dude
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[QUOTE=Kolmala;52728316]I have a really bad relationship with my parents that I don't think can be mended anytime soon. To cope, I drink waaaaaay too much booze, which I know is the worst way to deal with this shit. Anyone got any advice on how I can lessen the drinking? W...
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[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;52708396]Yeah, c'mon, guys, what's the problem with a President who thinks executive overreach is for other people and ran on a populist campaign that appealed to xenophobic and racist whites wanting to have a military parade on the most patriotic day of t...
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[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;52708298]It's a decadent waste of money and time. We don't need it and efforts are best expended on other pursuits. For what reason would we run a military parade? What gain does it present us?[/QUOTE] It's a waste of time and money? Oh give me a break ...
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I don't really understand the outrage
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I just threw all my weed and paraphernalia away
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[QUOTE=Catscratch;52659302]I need to stop thinking I can become a part of a community/group or make friends when I very clearly cannot handle social situations nor do I have anything to add to anything[/QUOTE] The only way I can feel connected to people is when Im drunk/high
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Sorry guys my post came out wrong, I was just trying to lighten the mood I guess. I'm fucking horrible at communicating online.
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I bet I'm 100x more sad than all y'all [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Pascall))[/highlight]
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It's a beautiful sadness
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Grab dat pussy
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Those faces are definitely in the uncanny valley
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My social anxiety completely went away for some reason
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[QUOTE=Not64;52252164]Alright I have 3 scenarios. There's this chick that I sometimes sit next to in this writing class I'm taking at uni. We kinda talk every once in a while and she's giving me positive signals.... at least I think. Might be reading into it too much. I'm thin...
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I reeeaallly want to fuck this girl from Croatia but it's not worth it.
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[QUOTE=Greatdictator;52218122]Decided to make some pictures / practice lights a bit more before i released the model , pretty happy with these 2 [t]http://i.imgur.com/OyWjXWD.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/II8paNM.png[/t][/QUOTE] Cute toes
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[QUOTE=bob4life;52216110][img]http://i.imgur.com/Uuo6kna.jpg[/img] this was my tinder profile for a while. honestly dont know what im doing wrong here. anyways, just kinda stumbled on this thread and maybe reading this will help me learn to be a normal people. iv been ...
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I need to fuck something
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[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;52208900]Do you have any hobbies to keep you from spending 300 dollars on a plane ticket to visit a girl that most likely isn't interested in anything long-term?[/QUOTE] Lol, Im not gonna do it. Im just trying to vent my feelings.
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[QUOTE=RzDat;52208771]hol up Fembot? Discord? Sex? i need some context on this[/QUOTE] Fembot = Term for female on /r9k/ I meant I had voice chat sex with her. She called me master and did everything I told her over mic.
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Weed makes me so damn horny omg
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I had sex with a fembot on discord and it was the hottest thing ive done in my life. She is such a cutie pie. I cannot believe how honest and sincere she is. I REALLY want to fly to her. I feel like I want to marry her. I am so fucking anxious right now out HELP ME
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[QUOTE=Live2becool;52151893]Hey all, I just wanted to say that you should keep living. 3 months ago, I was so severely depressed and anxiety ridden that I literally couldn't stay awake or move in the middle of the day. I got so incredibly bad to the point where I couldn't ...
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Why are there so many WWII shooters coming out all of a sudden?
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[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52150234]Relapsed back into feeling bad about [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1529438&p=52044574&viewfull=1#post52044574"]my situation.[/URL] Can't be the only one who would feel similarly after, despite our differences, repeatedly try to mend...
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My mom is a crazy cunt and my dad is a passive aggressive, emotionally immature bitch
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I almost went through an ego death
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I have them pretty often and it's annoying
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Haf at work
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Holy fuck you retard DONT COOK THE CORN WITH THE HUSK OFF
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Is the cause of depression addiction? (to everyday things we do)
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Amazing how you can get rid of your depression from just changing how you think
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[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;50183694]Whites killing themselves for being blamed for everyone elses problems. Middle aged folk killing themselves because of opiate painkillers no longer being accessible because the government finally decided to do something about it. Young adults are...
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[QUOTE=genkaz92;50045653]Sounds a bit thematically similar to a seemingly unused Doom track here starting at 8:55: [video=youtube;1sTMR3BrZ1o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sTMR3BrZ1o[/video][/QUOTE] That actually sounds just like "We Die Young" from Alice in Chains ...
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Build that damn wall
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Call em a fag
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[QUOTE=Christarp4;49947167]pretty funny pic :) [img]http://i.imgur.com/6AWWY6S.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Epic lulz
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[QUOTE=srobins;49913885]How is it even possible to get those moving rocket direct hits? Good UT players are just in a league beyond other shooters, it blows my mind.[/QUOTE] If you play the game for a while you can get good at predicting people's movements
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[QUOTE=BenJammin';49913657][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarscUxDats[/media][/QUOTE] Black Sam Hyde
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Its empowering to kill people without being noticed
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Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Trump got stumped. Trump can never get stumped.
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Don't expect it to cure any of your problems.
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[QUOTE=Starlight 456;49791899]"Don't criticize the guy for making retarded claims with no sources" lol no[/QUOTE] Im not saying you cant but being a retard doesn't make your point less valid
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[QUOTE=axelord157;49772935]Even if Sam isn't just a "master ruser", he has a bad case of "act like an fool for a long time, and you'll attract authentic fools who think they're in good company" syndrome.[/QUOTE] All part of the plan
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[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;49781901]Jesus, what a shit channel. What the fuck is this video supposed to be? [video=youtube;K94_VM_srQc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K94_VM_srQc[/video] Here's literally the only source for it, too! [url]http://chersonandmolschky.com/2015/08/21/same...
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;49761497]This post is funny because working in factories, being a plumber, etc all requires technical skills which, guess what, you have to go to school for. You don't graduate high school, go to a factory and ask to operate heavy equipment that ...
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Jesus, I would vote Trump over any of the candidates in a heartbeat. Bernie's an overgrown child, Hillary's a smart liar, and Trump's an honest idiot. Honestly I'd vote for the guy who actually knows how to fix our economy. [QUOTE=RichyZ;49762374]it's a hard pill to swallow...
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Love is not a feeling, it is a bond.
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Older games that people praise from before 2005 are overrated.
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[QUOTE=Trixil;49011960][video=youtube;HoLC4OeojB4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLC4OeojB4[/video][/QUOTE] This is something from a fever dream
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[URL=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8e8FRTi4ho] Deus Ex - Illuminati[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;48876270][t]http://www.gatherthefaithful.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/JesusStandsByHis-Tomb.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Fucking lag took forever to respawn
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I would live in my own fictional world
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"I'll come back" - The Eliminator
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[QUOTE=Luxuria;48693844]Do I laugh or cry? [t]https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12006091_1628822850699527_4327524427297509985_n.jpg?oh=6771eb658463dea45901bf3ff2dd97ce&oe=5666A2F9[/t][/QUOTE] You die
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Idk what to do in for college
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Play this in 60 tabs
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[QUOTE=redBadger;48204763]I have one, where do I submit? [editline]14th July 2015[/editline] It's a nice cover but you need much better sounds. Here's something I'm making. Trying to mimic the half-life style with some horror [media]http://soundcloud.com/redba...
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[QUOTE=ODAE;48188847] This is a scrap from the album I'm working on. It didn't really fit and I didn't like the structure, but I put too much work into it to not release it. [MEDIA]https://soundcloud.com/odae/willl[/MEDIA] [/QUOTE] Drums are very nice. Shame you cut ...
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Mcdonalds but if Carls Jr was on there I would have chosen that
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[QUOTE=SpaceDiggle;48073610][vid]https://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/06/27/24539ecd052f3285.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] U fokin lookin at me m8?
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[QUOTE=sa2fan;48030209]I know it isn't, I just have a hard time forming coherent sentences. I get nervous and stutter, shit like that y'know?[/QUOTE] Just don't think
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[QUOTE=Eva-1337;47927270][t]http://i.c-b.co/is/image/LandOfNod/Letter_Giant_Enough_G_231908_LL/$web_zoom$&wid=550&hei=550&/1308310656/not-giant-enough-letter-g.jpg[/t] [t]http://etc.usf.edu/presentations/extras/letters/varsity_letters/20/32/T-400.png[/t] [t]http://mattlarges...
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Epic
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On my first day working at Mcdonald's a hispanic mother brought her dozen or so kids over and one of kids ordered a caramel frappe because his mom didn't speak English. Later the kid came back twice to buy two more. Around 11:00 pm I went to playland to clean up and I saw two ...
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This is pretty bad ass
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Sometimes I'm very self-conscious about my large forehead.
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Does anyone have a link to the Missing Information combine player models?
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If it's just random or after some small talk, it probably is. You also have to take body language into account.
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Feminists disregarding women's own privileges.
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I listen to a lot of dad rock and butt rock bands
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I knew he wouldn't just say goodbye.
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How could Jaden Smith die if life's not real?
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Why would you say that?
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My great grandpop helped lead the assault on D-day
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Say you'll get 1$ every time they open their mouth
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Phone keys wallet
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The dark side
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What a cunt
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Drugs Theft Driving through red light
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I'm not a good singer but do you breathe from your diaphragm or your lungs? Breathing from your diaphragm relaxes your vocal cords and allows more use of air.
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[QUOTE=Smallheart;46726824]Portland, Oregon, USA[/QUOTE] Portland is dope, yo
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Plan your funeral and start ordering your deathbed if you don't already have one.
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