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[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44418537]chainsaw grips are sexy. They don't make any real sense in combat, but they just look so damn cool I don't care.[/QUOTE] Whenever you got a big enough magazine and chainsaw grips you don't have to aim, you just gotta spray and pray with that sexy...
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Barely anything's changed for me except for the users (almost all of them i don't even know or recognize) and some new posting options I've only been gone for a couple years, where's the rest of the older members?
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I liked Aliens Colonial Marines It's still really shitty, but i find it fun to play Now who wants to shoot me!
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Tha fuck is he doing in the picture?
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Still not as cute as the komodo dragon
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[QUOTE=Primigenes;41857725]How is "Fucks" suppose to be "(FOX for short)"?[/QUOTE] Fixed the problem in mah post sorry for the confusion
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Everybody already knows this whole thing is a coverup and that they're hiding a sarlacc pit and a herd of rancors in structures under Area 51
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[QUOTE=TippZ;41851899]no need for lamps anymore, just hang these fellas from the roof and feed them once in a while! [editline]15th August 2013[/editline] green energy[/QUOTE] All i can think about is your avatar and how well it fits with this post because of how craz...
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[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;41841485]Muslims will not stop to fuck up every country they are in[/QUOTE] Are you retarded? How and when did muslims have anything to do with this? I guess the the koreans had a part in this too?
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[QUOTE=Soup Nazi;41853053]Panzer-Side[/QUOTE] Sounds more like a decepticon name but i like it
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[QUOTE=Edible Metal;41853087]I also liked the werewolf in skyrim[/QUOTE] I did too but the dawnguard dlc makes them both overpowered ( at least to me) Still it's pretty fun, and awkward when your an argonian werewolf
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Tha hell OP, you trying to make a quarter of FP depressed?
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[QUOTE=NorthKorea;41852118]Not as bad as the the time I dressed up in a SS uniform and decided to be a Schutzstaffel officer to help solve crime..[/QUOTE] If you ever decide to don the uniform again and solve crime once more then i'd like to be a sidekick
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[QUOTE=Billiam;41852403]If you've ever been to New Jersey you'd know that if everyone had one of these it'd pretty much spell the demise of this state.[/QUOTE] Everybody i know how to fix the New Jersey problem.... Free Jetpacks For Everyone!
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Neither Because The WereKomodos Have Arisen
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I leave for one minute and see a massive shitstorm like what would be in Mass Debate
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If i may allow me to speak my mind on asshole gamers Dear overserious game dicks [B]CALM THE FUCK DOWN[/B] If you hate a game then be dissapointed, even explain why you disliked it but quit threatening developers just because not everyone of your wishes was granted, a game a...
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I'd probably run the facepunch equivelant of FOX news and blame other members for causing problems and make up retarded news stories No No, scratch that I would be facepunch's glenn beck
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how the hell did they push an armored truck off a bridge in the first place?
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OP i'd play that game, just saying
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Vacation time!
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So.....Blacklist is actually pretty good from what he said I wasn't even aware Sessler did reviews still after Xplay was cancelled
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Everyone's talking bout how doritos taste like shit one minute, then whenever they hear police are giving away doritos it's all "I Want Doritos Pwease??"
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I'd laugh my ass off if..just to fuck Kotaku over Valve releases a trailer for HL3 Or episode 3 but ofcourse that would probably never happen, anyone can dream though
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All i had to see was this is a Fox (Fucks is more apropriate)news article to understand what dickbag would say this
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[QUOTE=GhostG45;41847807]Kotaku is complete garbage.[/QUOTE] Breaking news from kotaku! Team fortress 3 and L4D3 joining plots together Written by TV's "Lost" writer
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Title was misleading as fuck Also i'm pretty sure they said inquisition is 10 years after origins, so i don't get why everyone expects morrigan to look the same as in the original game
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Fuck Yeah! Now with some improvements it can be smaller, faster, carry more fuel and be just as badass like the 50's said it would!
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It Fires Grips
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[QUOTE=Schmaaa;41841572]looks like something right out of an 80's sci-fi movie[/QUOTE] It looks like something that came outta aliens
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41839721]because macs don't have viruses right guys[/QUOTE] It was a joke, not a fanboy attack I may use an iphone but i still play Steam games and arma 2 on a freakin vista, which gets really damn annoying when it wants to close everything down just s...
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It's definently gonna break the box office.... It's viruses and bugs will break it anyway
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Get steve buscemi for the new batman
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Guess bruce willis is [B]Expendable[/B]
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[QUOTE=XenoCrab;41834708][editline]14th August 2013[/editline] This guy is a Indie Game Developer, and basically what happened recently is that he left the game industry because someone talked shit about him. I laughed. This video made him leave the game industry, end hi...
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[QUOTE=hogofwar;41834382]wasn't it a ricochet? He was aiming at a desk, not the student. Still, a stupid thing to do to have it loaded.[/QUOTE] Maybe, but i'm wondering if it has something to do with him being 73 I don't think a safety instructor of all people would for...
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[QUOTE=YCheez;41831302]You guys wanna see a prime example of a hipster? [t]http://www.nag.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/phil-fish.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] He looks like a special hipster "I dwink soda from gwass bottles cuz canns are doo mainstweam"
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The one good thing detroit has ever done for people Ever
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Alot of times if the game lets me make my characters face look alot like mine it'll be a male But sometimes i'll make a female because it gets pretty damn boring playing as a schlang in every damn game made
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Coach guns are pretty badass Old West, Tacticool or just hunting, the idea of Two barrels firing 2 12gauge shells at once is cool to me
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Invulnerable Just so i can act like a total badass and plummet to the earth or swim through lava without the annoying chance of death
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Maybe this is why detroit is such a terrible place The police have more worries bout boobies than stopping crime
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[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;41823008]I'm sure that sounded much better in your head.[/QUOTE] Sigh yes, yes it did But still beards are cool, it's a shame though that some people dislike beards yet enjoy retarded things like tans
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Asshole drunks My uncle is a lazy drunk, one of my grandparents was a super asshole drunk that always beaten my mother up for fucking no reason when she was a little girl and a girl i really like has a father that does jackshit, threatened my mother and always acts like a g...
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"Groovy"
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Doesn't matter what kind of man you are, if you don't have a beard or trying to grow one than you are probably a douchebag or a nazi.... Except for homosexuals they can have a beard if they want to Women definintly shouldn't have one, just no...
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Army of darkness, it's hilarious and awesome Also the original Evil Dead is a good horror movie
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While i admit this is Badass as hell i wanna see something like an underground island or town/small city Although it'd probably be terrible beyond belief if the cave collapsed
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[QUOTE=Bomimo;41810298]I'm buying tubes of man-shit so i don't have to lick other mens asses, like our dear pastor-doctor DumAfrican described. I feel much more christian and boring now. I could almost kill a faggot now.[/QUOTE] Watch it religi-fag, don't want your case of...
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Why do the thumbsticks look so cool?
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Here's some names i got with the generator Narcaleptic scooter DJ The Secret Weapon Of The Metal Pimps Tom Clancy's caveman derby Drug Induced Pogo Legend I can't use photoshop on an iphone nor do i even know how to use it so i'll just hand out the names i got for eve...
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I'm not expecting anything worth attention, the last time i gave a damn i was bouncing around in joy of halo 4 coming out...then it turned out to be too anime-like and less war drama like the others were before it
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When i read the thread title i assumed this was about how people wanted to go to mars to commit suicide
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[QUOTE=Jzzb;41793561]They can die in a gutter for all I care[/QUOTE] Oh boy you are so awesome! It's almost like if one of your relatives loses their jobs and then later their house you wouldn't give a damn, man you must not be a lonely douche at all!
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Just to fix what this thread ruined what i thought it was gonna be someone has to make a boycott adam sandler and terrible actors/comedians thread I vote rusty
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[QUOTE=frozensoda;41794721]This is going to sound fucked up, but I hope zimmerman get's attacked by the KKK in a completely unrelated matter. That would clear this right up.[/QUOTE] Then zimmerman has to team up with the martin family to stop the KKK from taking over the W...
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I feel kinda sad for the OP because i can't tell if he's serious or not
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Wow...for a second i thought This was gonna be another shitty day1 game Then i was transported to when F.E.A.R. 2 Made call of money look like a shitty G.I. Joe game I have no words cept this looks amaza-zing
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Well sir a job greatly well done I'd vote you the "first person to make an awesome metroid pose" but that rating doesn't exist, so winner will have to do
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Can't be anywhere as terrible as the christmas special star wars movie Even reading about it on wikipedia is enough to melt your eyes
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I can't take the picture seriously without laughing at the Asian nazis
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[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;41514984]He's informing people that it's bad, what's wrong with that?[/QUOTE] If only Bethesda were this honest about skyrim And i almost thought we were done with movie based vidya games since Battleshit Glad to see i was wrong sigh
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[QUOTE=Iago;41510208]Yea let's kill innocent people because of what corrupted politician and gangbangers did. We should fix detroit not nuke it.[/QUOTE] Fix a hellhole of a city? Hah... Hahaha... Hahahahahaha... HahahahahahAhahahah!... No [editline]19th Ju...
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Of course there's an obesity mutation, it's called Type 2 diabetes And as a type 1 diabetic i approve of this joke
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A metroid pose? Here?! How dare you! Actually it's pretty good and it's the first ever metroid pose i seen so i guess it's unique? It's literally the first i've seen
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His gun jam I granade him Mission win
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[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;41498975]I bet the jews did this.[/QUOTE] You and me both, we should strike them down before the muslim mastermind obama can attack Ah'muricah! that was poorly done sarcasm mixed with trolling... And racism
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I almost thought this was gonna be an onion news article Glad to see humanity can still surprise me Also that hat is dope
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I admit that family guy is funny but the new simpsons are dumb (Time for everyone to destroy me with their master opinion And don't say "Oh but they had justin beiber and Zooey costar on episodes before and it was funny" In fact the hell happened that made them think what...
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Game trilogys that have a good or even great story that mesmeritizes you and really pulls you in..... Then they change writers at the third game and destroy it with retarded twists, stupid cliffhangers and pretty much destroying everything.... Great job Bioware on Mass E...
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[QUOTE=DrDevil;41517516]Well then whoever reported it is a massive idiot.[/QUOTE] The Facepuncher who really really wants to play Super Awesome NSA Master Double Agent?
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That's class A communism right there buddy-o Not being allowed to browse the leading website of Atheism and Yelling at the other people because your opinion is dominant (and so is the other FPers, it's the most complicated ecosystem there is) is treason against the united s...
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I'd only be interested if the Xbox one ran on doritos and mountain doodoo instead of electricalnecity
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Just so you know mr obama president sir i don't condone the actions of my fellow facepunchicans So please don't dronepunch me
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If they aren't holding each other at gunpoint like some quentin tarantino movie then i won't be smiling Oh and a dramatic movie title and line somewhere on it
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Fuck everybody, this is the best game besides bad boys miami takedown Go play shitecraft and counter wipe whores..... Yes this is sarcasm
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[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;41465239]Genocide is so cool![/QUOTE] I know right! Why wear a whiny sounding pop singer t-shirt when you can wear clothing inspired by the Boxstache fuerher?
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Mchitler Bababababaaah I'm Heiling it
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[QUOTE=Altimor;41464570]It is an evil weapon that now contains the soul of the innocent young boy Trayvon Martin[/QUOTE] Damn soul trap enchantments
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Hold on i speak spamming fluently I think what he meant to say was that the problems of lone wolfing in airsoft really leads to problems and wookies are a disgrace, and how.... Actually i don't fucking know what he's saying
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Time for me to put on my DiaBeetus hat and find the nearest 7-11
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Total buying this instead of Call of Duty ghosts
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Cool, i always like the combat on fable 1 because it's more difficult
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[QUOTE=Jimmyshimmy;25285403]Well since you've had some serious troubles and can play the guitar, you could be a bluesman. Also, isn't the government supposed to help you in this kind of situation?[/QUOTE] government?..helping? like that would ever happen
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[QUOTE=Bomimo;25285289]I fucking hate retards like that. They should ununstall.[/QUOTE] But then they will play another game then do the same shit
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[QUOTE=Elexar;25285284]wow tex you're actually quite the retard[/QUOTE] I could say the same about all of you
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[QUOTE=bepassley;25285000]ok i changed my mind tex you're making a fool of yourself[/QUOTE] Thank you at least i know how gmf is HEY BLUE'S YOU DONT WANNA SWIM IN THIS SHITPOOL
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