[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;35921922]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you fucking borked my automerge[/QUOTE] Yeah and GUESS WHAT YOU DID TO ME MOMENTS BEFORE [editline]12th May 2012[/editline] Seriously though it pissed me off a ton and I feel like telling someone higher up.
P.S. Our advisor is a dick.
I can't go to my prom. I submitted my deposit and said I was going with another guy. They assumed I was being a dick, and they returned my deposit a week later. I had to get him to come with me and say that it wasn't a joke and we were actually going together. Our class adviso...
I could have sworn Sweden looks more like a dick.
I hope your right ear is still intact then.
Our accountant just handed me a quote with a bunch of things circled on it and asked me if it looked right. She's circled "Netgear 24 Port Gigabit Switch" and a bunch of speakers and I'm just looking at it wondering what I'm supposed to be figuring out here.
This thinkpad just took like 10 minutes to boot. [editline]10th May 2012[/editline] Still booting...........................
[QUOTE=I Am Alive;35897732]Oh fuck, so my mom comes in to give me some rice and I notice she has a swollen wrist, she fell trying to maneuver over some rocks to our garbage can and she's crying all in a tizzy over "I don't want to make you sad 'son', having to worry about me a...
Drink until you forget you took medicine, duh.
There, finished with finals.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;35887915]After a visit by the electrician and plumber[/QUOTE] The start of every porno ever [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_press]You guys are missing the point of the article[/url]
I would much rather do that than have to find 3 things Orson Welles did that don't involve science fiction. [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] And write a paper about them.
I'll get up early tomorrow to write it. I need sleep for now.
I just realized I have a paper due tomorrow that I haven't written.
Finals week sucks
[QUOTE=redback3;35879760]18 6'[/QUOTE] You don't need to tell me my age and height I posted them like 2 pages ago.
I'm 2 years younger than my brother and 1 inch taller. Also I go to sleep around 12-3 and wake up around 9-2.
Your body becomes less efficient if you sleep for more than 10 hours.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;35876711]Get a proper sleeping routine (9 hours min, 11 max) The effects won't show instantly obviously, but it will certainly help.[/QUOTE] Or you might just have leaky blood vessels.
It's called a carafe, you plebeian.
I really have to learn to go to sleep at a reasonable time so I stop waking up at like 2 in the afternoon.
If anyone is uncool with gay raise your hand.
[QUOTE=cheetahben;35864620]It doesn't have a clear tutorial and it's definitely an acquired taste, but it's a lot of fun. Just be prepared to be shit on by all the naysayers on pub servers for a while.[/QUOTE] I recommend playing bot games for a bit to familiarize your...
[QUOTE=blackt12;35863681]Well I can't give blood anymore...[/QUOTE] That's listed under "You should not give blood if you've ever at all in your life" here
Dota 2 is a manly game for manly people [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] Oh hey we're the gay chat thread now. Sorry HorizoN.
The Big Lebowski is a good movie especially when you smoke a bowl beforehand.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;35855938]was your ex-boyfriend raided by the fbi[/QUOTE] Yes his roommate was making illegal coupons.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;35855490]autofellatio is pretty good not going to lie :v:[/QUOTE] I don't think so. It's fun once in a while but it's not really that great. I can get maybe the head and a couple of inches in, though, so I might just need to be more flexible.
[b]Heated argument about STDs and enemas[/b]
A basement is any floor of a building located below the ground outside of it.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;35852069]Still no news about Cajun huh I always forget his nick name Rajin Cajun Rajun Cagin Still, no news[/QUOTE] Update is he's not dead (thank god) and mikey is an idiot.
Seriously? We can't dwell on the fact that a regular of this thread [b]died[/b] for more than a page?
I'm at a complete loss for words and can't sleep.
Here's the obituaries page of the local newspaper if you guys want to keep an eye on it [url]http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/bastropenterprise/[/url] [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] I really hope this isn't true. I went through the same thing as him and barely got out of...
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;35843518]unrelated but is the OIFY gold member only now? I remember I got in once when some idiot posted the password in General Discussion and got banned, but it's since been changed.[/QUOTE] It used to be hidden and accessible if you knew the forum id,...
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;35843264]At least i'm page king now.[/QUOTE] This is why you have a terrible thread in OIFY.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;35842734]Wonderful, I'm really fucking happy for you guys, for real. I want both of you to go on and live a happy life together. Crying is good sometimes, don't worry, I've been there already, a lot of us have. Just keep strong and remember that he'll be ther...
My dad got me a sandwich for lunch at 3 and made me eat it. I already ate lunch dad! Now I won't be hungry for dinner. It was turkey with honey mustard but I don't like their honey mustard and they put too much on so it gets soggy and [b]you know this already dad.[/b] No...
Gonna throw in my two cents and say that an internet relationship is not worth it. Both hurt when you get dumped but an internet relationship hurts more because you felt like you could have saved it if you were together. At least when I broke up with my last boyfriend I manage...
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;35835984]Well at least someone called it the worst callout they've ever seen.[/QUOTE] Everyone called it that.
It's not even a very good one.
The population of the ownzone grows by 1
Cats are lame.
Gee it's a shame stamps don't make as much these days.
Catgirls are weird.
What a tasteless conversation.
[QUOTE=TehWhale;35819087]Hello friends[/QUOTE] So how much does Solece moan?
Be flirty, flamboyant, and constantly horny?
How nice of you! [editline]3rd May 2012[/editline] I made cookies. I'm eating them.
Electrify the pipes. That'll teach him.
Drizzle vinegar on mozzerella in order to instantly make a delicious meal.
Man I have to go to bned eventually. Nope.
God it's cold today.
Man it took me 4 hours to load this page.
[QUOTE=Draze;35789649]No offense, but you must be doing something wrong. Sex with my boyfriend was (and still is) one of the most ~fabulous~ experiences I've ever had.[/QUOTE] Everything is fun with friends!
Would probably be boring as hell too. I get bored of sex when I get nothing for weeks, I can't imagine having to do it every day. [editline]1st May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=BagMinge104;35787237]so your ex was raided by the FBI?[/QUOTE] Yeah I said this a few pages ago. His...
Being a pornstar sounds like a horrible job. Imagine having to reshoot the same scene like 5 times without being able to get off. [editline]1st May 2012[/editline] "Hold on. Try fucking him again wearing this silly hat."
I got home at 10 today and slept until 5. I had a dream about pizza monsters.
[QUOTE=douche beat;35766455]tell us the story![/QUOTE] While he was in college one of his roommates was producing coupon copying guides and distributing them over the internet. The FBI ended up tracking him and all of his roommates for a couple of weeks before they broke i...
[QUOTE=TehWhale;35762812]your boyfriend got raided by the fbi?[/QUOTE] It's a funny story really because we broke up today! So now you can ask me about my ex-boyfriend instead! [editline]30th April 2012[/editline] Good thing titles are still a buck.
I made steak.
Postal 3 is a really bad game. [editline]28th April 2012[/editline] Man you guys are quiet today.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;35746271]it's half six what time did you go to bed man[/QUOTE] At a reasonable time zone.
Slept for too long today. I should stop staying up so damn late.
When you're making a joke about grammar it's very important.
Did you just use a url tag backwards? [editline]27th April 2012[/editline] Turn in your gun and badge, you're off the e-force.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;35736296]But surely the comma in the second phrase isn't needed since there's a capital letter in Jack to show that it's a proper noun and not a verb? The comma is redundant because of that, surely?[/QUOTE] He made an error. It's supposed to be, "Helping y...
I just realized how terrible my title will look. [QUOTE=Pascall;35723700]in total, since boostar went up, I've made $258.78[/QUOTE] Wow, I make more from stamps.
Know what's funny? When I posted that your message was there after mine.
[QUOTE=The Unforgotten;35722881]Go on...[/QUOTE] Just had a pretty chill conversation with him about Quake.
My boss is really chill.
Fahrenheit allows for a more accurate reading with fewer decimals. [editline]25th April 2012[/editline] There's my argument. [editline]25th April 2012[/editline] Oh and imperial measurements are easily estimated (except miles I guess.)
[QUOTE=redback3;35705200]There is heavy rain outside...its so relaxing[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og[/media]
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;35704480]I honestly don't see the big deal here, he was seeing if he could find out some information to jokingly bug another user with. The recipient didn't seem to honestly take that much offense and I'm sure he thought it was just a joke, as well. I feel lik...
It's not so much his actions as the motivation behind them. He may say he wasn't doing it for a reason but he was clearly doing it to make the other guy feel more uncomfortable and to get a reaction out of him. Posting as if his actions were justified by the information being ...
Well he does now.
I believe he said that he hopes everything goes well with the cancer but it doesn't give him the right to be a dick. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] And stop splicing sentences with colons!
That's just childish but whatever.
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;35693750]Fierce.[/QUOTE] I say fierce.
A friend of mine is acting very depressed lately and won't let me talk to him.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;35691187]you can buy tobacco when you're 18[/QUOTE] Not here you can't. [editline]23rd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;35691231]Hey, Woah. I dunno what part of Jersey you're talking about, but that's DEFINITELY not what it's like where I ...
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;35689911]:( okay.[/QUOTE] Honestly, from what it sounds like, it's better to end it here than for you guys to meet and nothing works out.
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;35689271]no it's just a matter of talking to people and asking around, asking if someone is gay isn't an offensive question[/QUOTE] You haven't been to Jersey.
Photography is fun.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;35682325]On hoodies and shit they're fine but why the fuck would you need them there? D:[/QUOTE] To [i]draw[/i] the eyes there. [editline]23rd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Fingers!!!;35685570]I'm hairy as fuck, my chest looks like a carpet. I hate it. M...
I had grilled cheese for lunch.
I keep playing inhouses to try to learn Brewmaster more and keep getting games where I can't find a good use for my ult. Every fight is basically over by the time I've stomped, hazed, and used any actives I have, so I can never practice microing his splits.
They're not fun.
From what I've seen, you get treated a lot better in emergency situations if you gave blood and/or are an organ donor. They give you a card that says you've given blood and has your blood type on it when you donate.
[QUOTE=limulus54;35661711]This is also true in maryland, and likely all of the US. I for one don't care all that much, never felt much need to donate blood, and though it's a little ridiculous, I can see their point of view on the subject.[/QUOTE] I gave twice so that I'd...
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35661186]If you had unprotected anal sex [B]or[/B] handled monkey bodily fluids [B]or[/B] taken A class drugs in the last six months then you can't give blood. (I had 2 out of 3 of these)[/QUOTE] Or if you're a man and you've had sexual contact with another...