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Firefox uses a lot of RAM when you have a lot of RAM. It uses less RAM when you have less RAM in your machine. Same trick Vista did. It just allows FF to open up tabs faster. It 'should' not hurt your performance. You shouldn't complain about programs eating your RAM until you...
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[QUOTE=BAZ;17181128]When you push f10 doesn't it ask for you to click "Quit Game" before closing your game now?[/QUOTE] It does. Guess old jokes never die.
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Loved the movie. This scene was one of the most tragic.
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[QUOTE=SilverHedgehog;17118256]Can we have the original link?[/QUOTE] If you mean the original YT link, it's right below the media box. If you mean the original C&H link, go here: [url]http://www.explosm.net/comics/1785/[/url]
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[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o[/hd]
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C&H short: Waiting For The Bus
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Ugh, another troll comic.
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First time I finished a Left4Dead finale. "In memory of xXx_tehOwnz3rs_xXx" We will always remember you Ownz3rs!
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Bwaaah, can't fucking wait.
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Haha, the Irish accent was awesome.
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Bush elections.
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I love how this thread started out with everyone complaining about reposts, yet there was a load of funny content after the first page. Have a little faith in the internet guys :D
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[QUOTE=TheWall;16975688]Pardon my ignorance, but it's a multi-player game, right? If it were single-player, none of the computation would be performed by the server, but rather entirely by the user downloading the program, to my understanding.[/QUOTE] Exactly right. Server - ...
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Thanks for the info guys. Think I'll give this engine a spin in the near future.
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[QUOTE=qurl;16960745]Try it? If you don't like the way things are done then write your own engine so you can make it how you want it?[/QUOTE] The whole point about starting with a pre-build engine is to save time. I do not consider writing my own engine as an alternative. ...
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If I hear "Hax" one more time....
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[QUOTE=efeX;16956282]hey! thats the only good thing about C![/QUOTE] If you rotate C++ 90 degrees, you get a multi-mast sailing ship. Eat that C.
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FlatRedBall, a XNA game engine. Any good?
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I stumbled upon this neat engine for XNA: [url]http://www.flatredball.com/frb/index.php[/url] It's mainly focussed on '2.5D' games. It's updated monthly, which is a big plus. There are very extensive tutorials and lots of documentation available too. Seems to be a great eng...
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Mr. Green server is currently offline because we're having issues with the vote manager. It keeps listing the same maps each round.
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The effects are nice, but the overall story is somewhat dull, even if that's the whole point.
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[QUOTE=ripsipiirakk;16882116][img]http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/468/477/s_497961.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Haha, that's one of the best.
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Ugh, the MTA 1.0 map editor is still very bug ridden :/
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Last 3 pages sucked, we need content :/ [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/consequences-of-sex.jpg[/img] One for the programmers amongst us: [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/cant_sleep.png[/img]
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We at Mr. Green have a permanent race-only server at calisto.mr-green.nl, port 22003. :)
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[QUOTE=Kakburken;16852581]Wait, won't that remove ONLY the 32x32 plates?[/QUOTE] " ~= " means "is not" in lua.
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[QUOTE=surfur;16833676]The part with the spy being the sandvich cracked me up.[/QUOTE] ... followed by the part where the soldier pukes on the sniper. I'm at work so I had a hard time trying not to burst out laughing :D
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[QUOTE=tomirlik;16821950][img]http://i31.tinypic.com/2dum7h2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That's only half the actual image.
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Tried a few games. I'm not totally sold, mainly because of the controls (and yes, I was on a low-ping server). The weapons are fun though.
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[QUOTE=kronflux;16720250]I replaced my music with "The Rush VS Thalamus - Shock Your Senses" (see [url]http://ussrave.ytmnd.com/[/url]) and made the raving a little longer so it suits the track I used. I just wish I could figure out how to make it headbang slightly faster, b...
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[QUOTE=thelinx;16721944]Nah, I'm pretty sure it's Flight Simulator... [img]http://u.nu/5r3w[/img][/QUOTE] We need a troll rating.
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[QUOTE=diwako;16690417][img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9632/125023964510.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Hahahaha!
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Nice to see this released to public. Never really got into the gamemode myself, but it's of great quality.
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If Crysis was using static pre-calculated effects, it would mean developers would need to compile their maps, instead of the current jump-in-whenever-you-want Crysis Sandbox Editor.
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[QUOTE=LimEJET;16155216]Did you read the thread thoroughly? I find it... enthralling... The "true" void is not black, it's a trippy colour explosion. The guys at the WM forum had an idea about building a ship to explore the void with, because there might be something out there...
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[QUOTE=DemonDog;16171299][img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/TF1.png[/img][/QUOTE] They're typing full sentences, and actually doing research before stating anything. At least that could be considered progress.
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[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/estimation.png[/img] So true.
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Use a light_environment. That one's used for the skybox lightning and covers the whole outdoor area.
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[QUOTE=Meow Mix140;16086525]When I tried to play this the first time, I downloaded it from the server and joined in. I was stuck in spectate mode and none of my buttons did anything. I downloaded 1.1 and it did the same thing. I'm going to try 1.11 and see if it makes a differ...
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"..even a gunship" I now picture an apache longbow with a shark attached to it.
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Bet it won't be really aimed at gamers. They're going for the Linux crowd with this one. Sure competition is good, but I'd hate it if games would be 'exclusive' to a specific OS, like you have with consoles. :/
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[QUOTE=mysteryman;16022063]ahh Kurt Vonnegut. Your bleak but true outlook on life carries on in your quotes. I love em: "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind." "One of the few good things about modern times: If you ...
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Just get him/her to the damn vet! Rats are the most awesome rodents to keep as a pet. Allow it to die with dignity.
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[QUOTE=Harlen;16022233]mm3guy was perma'd?[/QUOTE] According to his post history, he got hacked a few hours ago. He'll probably be back in a few days if not hours.
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Great movie, story's weird but epic.
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"It would be worse than YouTube!"
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[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;15998205]So, I guess this thread is now about time machines and how they don't work. [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-sigh.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Hey, at least it's more informative than triforce spam. [QUOTE=TAU!;15999305][img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/...
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Nice. I had some serious performance problems with VLC, it somehow kept hanging on frames in some mkv vids, disorting them and whatnot.
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In the end, your graphics card will make the greatest difference in videogame performance. You can't go wrong with either processors. E8400 will pull a few extra frames per second. Q6600 will probably run better if you have a lot of stuff running on the background.
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And here I was thinking Morgan Freeman was one of the few sane actors [QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;15977402]Nah, he's not. [url]http://www.showbizspy.com/article/189117/morgan-freeman-not-marrying-step-granddaughter[/url][/QUOTE] Thank god. It's still weird shit though.
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[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;15975452][img]http://computerpartsgames.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cooler-master-centurion-5-001.jpg[/img] :razz: Only grievance s that i broke a USB stick and a usb port :emo: by kicking it because they're on the bottom. And mine has different and be...
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[QUOTE=Benzor;15865670][IMG]http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Benzor123/facepunch/island.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Haha, clever.
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New LegoRobot comic. [img]http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/88.jpg[/img]
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You know, the more people play, the smarter he becomes. That's the neat thing about the intelligent system behind it :)
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[QUOTE=Hufterkruk;12436096]On the beach in Holland. (Me and my friend started counting the topless women.)[/QUOTE] This. Pretty normal here in Holland.
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[QUOTE=dzonint;15938462][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6X0pq71c8Ng/Sk3emlDShAI/AAAAAAAAB8o/Wp6-OdvoxBI/s400/human_teeth_01.jpg[/img] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6X0pq71c8Ng/Sk3em_E7DtI/AAAAAAAAB8w/ZA3VF1Je2eM/s400/human_teeth_02.jpg[/img] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6X...
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Oh balls, I had this idea once but I just couldn't be bothered :v: I implemented hats on our community ZS server quite a while back.
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Crits in TF2. Aaaaargh!
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[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;15917150]I just googled blank space and a blank character popped up.[/QUOTE] I just clicked "view page source" and stole the character from rosthouse's post.
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[QUOTE=rosthouse;15916953] ▲ ▲▲ Not that hard :geno:[/QUOTE] Let me give it a try.  ▲ ▲▲ Very easy if you're a web developer :v:
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Working on my website. [url]http://www.clavusstudios.nl/index_new.php[/url]
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[QUOTE=Dlaor;15908260]There's not much original content left.[/QUOTE] Shit, internet's running dry.
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