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better animal footsteps... [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("spam" - postal))[/highlight]
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[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1279179]better animal footsteps[/url]
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this is a thread for those who like to share their poop with others [highlight](User was banned for this post ("crap thread" - postal))[/highlight]
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Take a picture of your next poop
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finally
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Sorry to interupt, but did you guys not see the .minecraft folder here? [media]http://i.imgur.com/DkXZ8.jpg[/media]
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[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;27742787]*[/QUOTE] On it. [media]http://i.imgur.com/cgR9J.jpg[/media] Played Amnesia and soiled myself. Was an experience I won't forget. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
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I'm not doing anything to fuck up Vista. This is to fuck up Minecraft.
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If it's not, I'll run appdata now. Hold your horses. [media]http://i.imgur.com/DkXZ8.jpg[/media] EDIT: [QUOTE=Maurice;27742681]Oh wow we can fuck up your easy to redownload minecraft.jar? I'm on the edge of my seat!! [/QUOTE] I'm also going to show you the effect you cause...
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[QUOTE=Keyblockor;27742647]Run %Appdata%[/QUOTE] No searches. Run is kind of a search.
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[QUOTE=Nexosz;27742636]turn on "My HP games" what the hell printer games[/QUOTE] It comes with the computer. I never bothered to change it.
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MangoJuice asked first. [media]http://i.imgur.com/KS82F.jpg[/media]
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Fuck up my minecraft.jar file
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But first you have to find it. I will post pictures of my screen display to help you figure it out. Just one rule though: No searches are allowed. [media]http://i.imgur.com/v4mgX.jpg[/media] When you guys are finished murdering my minecraft folder, I'll let you see what you'...
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Eighteeeeedee. 8=====D
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Karlos? Hmmm.....Mexicorns.
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I carry a rape-whistle on me at all times, in case of pedophiles.
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I've got bad news for you, dude. I've had the exact same problem before. Just as you described it, it happened to me. I've tried every method you said you tried to fix it with and more. I even formatted my Hard Drive! Checked for viruses, nothing. No method works, unfortunatel...
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[quote=AnthraX]I eat my nails.[/quote] I eat your nails too.
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"The friendly squeeze of my hand." -The Hunger Games
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Maybe start a little smaller. Or a lot.
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Ever had that random, eerie feeling?
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There are some strange, random, unexplainable things that send chills down my back. It's like an eerie feeling, and the longer you think about it, the creepier it gets. Haven't you ever felt like that? One thing that creeps me out is the "Roaming" file in Windows Vista. It'...
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I'm going to have to say that weasels are the best kind of rodent. [img]http://www.crocuta.net/weaselgrowling__tc-weasels-com_weasels-htm.jpg[/img] Rawr.
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I assume he and Notch are good friends.
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[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;27532638]That is a really awful choice of makeup.[/QUOTE] The stuff on her lips isn't makeup. Her lips are frozen. The stuff on her eyes is probably really ugly mascara.
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That man's ultra-chiseled jaw scares me.
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[url]http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=18150336[/url] Holy fuck, that looks fun.
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The Best Kind of Ride Anyone can Ever Have
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I can let you share mine if you really want it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Sending abusive PM's" - cosmic duck))[/highlight]
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[QUOTE=Hazard Fox;27121123]I was the first American fap of the year :smug:[/QUOTE] Finally your ball dropped.
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Ricochet?
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Replayability: Minecraft Addiction: Minecraft Neverending Fun: Minecraft But if you do have Spore, it's always fun to play every month or two. Kind of gives you a nostalgic experience, not to mention it's fucking fun, after a while. But quite honestly, I would go with Minecra...
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[quote]I honestly don't think world is going to end.[/quote] Took you that fucking long?
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[QUOTE=TamTamJam;27119293]What are we supposed to discuss in this thread?[/QUOTE] We aren't supposed to discuss anything. Just let shit get real on it's own.
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[QUOTE=Death.;27119092]Probably not going to get anyone, but oh well. [img_thumb]http://three-dd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dec-301.jpg[/img_thumb] Ask if you want it media tagged. He said post porn to make it hard for others, so I did. [Also, in Britain, the challen...
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[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27122892]Kim Jong il is my guess. He's definitely a celebrity. [img_thumb]http://www.wnd.com/images2/KimJong-il.jpg[/img_thumb] [editline]death[/editline] [url]http://www.deathlist.net/[/url][/QUOTE] I hope it won't be because of old age.
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[QUOTE=MrOwn1;27117476]think of the load you'd blow after a whole fucking year[/QUOTE] You wouldn't blow jack shit. After a year your slime-coated testacles would fucking explode and then dissolve back into the depths of your lumpy urethra. Then you would slowly become a lar...
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He doesn't sit on your computer. He sits on your lap while circle jerking over your head and squeezing anal excrement out of his wet, warm, hairy crease. And that isn't even the beginning.
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Man it just isn't possible. Fuck that shit and rub my nipples with sandpaper.
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Fuck sleeping, I'm not even tired.
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Garry can't do shit when he's got a fist in his penishole and his nipples are squirting out like fucking cannons.
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Valve couldn't give a fuck if they tried.
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[QUOTE=Ehmmett;27093218]Play more games. I have so fucking many I gotta get around to. On my ps3: Get 1 prestige on Black Ops (Then I'm done with it. :v:) Then Play though Bioshock 2 (already did it on PC, now it's PS3 time. :v:) Watch the epiloge for MGS4 (I assume I'll need...
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[QUOTE=Anthracite;27111160][url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/380092-couragedoug[/url] Doug is back ![/QUOTE] fuck doug
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I just lost my penis.
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Here's a challenge: Who can show me good illustrated naked women that [b]ISN'T[/b] anime? Like the kind of illustrated women people drew in the 1950's when anime wasn't around as much (not saying it has to be from that time). Bottom line, find some good non-anime illustrated...
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Do whatever the fuck you want, man.
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[QUOTE=That One Girl;27087865]I need some of these. I mean i'm not flatchested like those japanese girls... but i could do with a little more.[/QUOTE] Is that you in your avatar?
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[QUOTE=Transhuman;27051378]Wow, that guy is a huge animal abuser and should be tortured to death. Let's find out this fucker's address and launch a raid on him, that would teach him not to do horrible things like these which harm the society![/QUOTE] Did you notice that the ...
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Kid in video is OP's mom
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What in fuck did I just watch?
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Get a life man, it's just a fucking website. Get over it.
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There's norway it's that cold.
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[quote=zeldy;27043977][img_thumb]http://graphics.pop6.com/ffadult/blogs_100/17/2239517.6785.big.gif[/img_thumb] whoa, hey, small world. I actually ordered one of these. Should be coming any day now. [editline]29th december 2010[/editline] some of these actually look v...
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They should make woman-flavored snacks. It's not like we're going to get the real thing, anyway!
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[QUOTE=Failboat;27069352]I saw a wizard.[/QUOTE] I became a wizard.
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I think I have, but you had a different avatar. Ever seen me or DaAngryWeasel?
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I hate your mom too! Lets make an alliance!
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Shut the fuck up, Snapz.
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[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27071701]So if a game had cliche gameplay and great storyline, whats that called? [/QUOTE] Half-Life!
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I would honestly suggest eating some chocolate and smiling to yourself. As odd as it may seem, physically smiling at things makes you feel better. Always helps me. Even when you're in a shitty mood, you still usually have to power to smile. And it helps, trust me.
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The 64 full stacks in Minecraft have caused me to explode if all of my stuff isn't in a stack with even digits. OH SHIT 23 WOODEN PLANKS AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE TO EVEN IT OUT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hey Stranger: hey You: do you have a dick? Stranger: nope. You: do you have a vagina? St...
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Doctorate degrees
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decided to rape
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How to Ass-Rape your Dragon The 51st Ass-Rape
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Listen, that usually means you're nauseous. Look up for a while and try to take a piss. If that doesn't work, just keep standing up and try masturbating. I don't know why, but for some reason the release of your semen usually helps a lot with nausea.
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Shut the fuck up dog, you know what it means.
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Show her a picture of your dick. No wait, show her a picture of [b]my[/b] dick.
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[QUOTE=Ninjarooster;27061680]Not a single mention of customizable hats.[/QUOTE] Agreed.
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Well that isn't what we're talking about. Viking Shemale Orgy Mania is superior to all other video games. Ever.
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;27061111]MW2 with dedicated servers and none of that IWNET crap, larger maps, and support up to 32 maybe 64 slot servers.[/QUOTE] Who said anything about MW2? This is Viking Shemale Orgy Mania.
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the exploding [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad]choad[/url]
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She also has an arsenal of every single Legendary Pokemon to use at her disposal. They are all level 100, too. However, unlike in Pokemon games, when defeated, they don't faint. They die. But the good thing is, when they die, they drop two Master Balls which are two massive te...
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So apparently this game is going to be about a hot she-viking who is actually an open lesbian and Joe Biden with titties. You have a scary as fuck viking boat and when anybody sees it you level up. You are also living in a strange dimension with the power to create anything yo...
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The Ideal Video Game
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You know that every once in a while you think about what the best video game ever would be like. You know that it would be very unlikely to be made, but still pretty damn cool. Anyway, lets do something kinda like that here. I'll start you out with the main idea and you can...
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What would happen if he put bengay on those bubbles?
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You're right, the site is down.
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1. Call of Duty: Black Penis 2. The Fall of Reach (Halo book) 3. The Hunger Games (book) 4. Underwear 5. Deodorant 6. Possibly even more! :buddy:
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Penis Vs. Vagina
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I don't even have a mom. [sp]Me and my dad share your's.[/sp]
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Also blocks
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Can't connect to server 1.
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You would know me if I wasn't using this account.
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Fuck Fred.
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[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;26662455]UselesspieceofshituntillIevolve[/QUOTE] That won't really make any sense when it DOES evolve, though.
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A blowjob
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Come on, any better ones?
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1. _____________ 2. _____________ 3. _____________ 4. _____________ 5. _____________ 6. _____________ 7. _____________ 8. _____________ 9. _____________ I don't have Minecraft.
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Lets keep a few things in mind: In the game, I'm going to say "Go [MAGIKARP NAME HERE]!" and "It's your turn, [MAGIKARP NAME HERE]!". Also, some of the messages the narrating shows me will say "[MAGIKARP NAME HERE] used SPLASH!", "[MAGIKARP NAME HERE] fainted!", "[MAGIKARP NA...
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/6UW8T.jpg[/img] Sorry if this shouldn't be in this section, but I'm pretty sure I can ask any question here. Sorry if I'm wrong. I'm having trouble thinking of what to name my new Magikarp in Pokemon. Think of anything, I'm running out of ideas!
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What to name my Magikarp?
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